Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary

Mr Whalebelly
Former Ogre Bodyguard Hired Sword in the employ of the Ogresuns.
Truncheoned to death by the Binnacle Yard Boys in Blue.

Another tragic case of POLICE BRUTALITY...as opposed to normal brutality.

Chester the Molester an accomplished Evil Doer tripped and broke his neck while attempting swashbuckling. His last words were, "Oops."
[Pin Haid has been reliably reported as still living. although that could change...]

Bob, Hef and Ugly were lowly ghouls in the service of the Evil Doers. Bob's now headless, Hef was poisoned and Ugly was beat with a stick.

Lamar II of the Shadow Stalkers was shipwrecked off the Vampire Coast. One day he was looking for food and instead became lunch. A Cold One ate him.

Chester the Molester II of the Evil Doers was crushed to death by the mismatched mits of The Dude in a dispute over treasure in Axlotl.

Have you noticed that giving a mini a cool name is like handing him/her/it a death sentence?

Word.

Megellun - Goblin servant, formerly of the Rotmoon.
Didn't make it round the world like he wanted. Squished flat by a gigantic club, wielded by Ugg (probably).

Poor Lad...his World in now decidedly flat.

Matlal a saurus brave of the Martial Spawing, Initiate into the Society of the Tyranadon was killed by the Blood Drinker Melderzhus in the Chamber of Sublime Reflection.

Chimalma the Shield Bearer, a skink Great Crest of the Ultramarine Spawning, was deemed unworthy by Tzunki, The All Knowing. The Shield Bearer was killed by guardian zombies in the Chamber of Sublime Reflection.

Don Snotto - Goblin servant, formerly of the Rotmoon.
Mouthy little git: Killed a Bretonnian Squire and thought he was the "Big I Am".
So we shot 'im through 'is 'ead.
An' good riddance!

zelophahad wrote:

Ug

Those Cave Orcs give a damn good eulogy!

zelophahad wrote:

Ugg

WarbossKurgan wrote:

He was crossbow'd through the head!

Ugh!

Nick Knee was a talented ghoul who served the Evil Doers. Sadly he had taken a chest wound and wasn't as tough as he could have been. An Amazon Totem Warrior stuck three feet of magical steel through him. Several times.

Dazza wrote:

Dick The Night Goblin Goon ( Dom is in mourning ) kebab'd by a crossbow bolt and promptly met his doom

Deestro of the Rotmoons shot 'im!

Yeti, the grizzled mountain guide of my sons maneaters (here depicted to the left of Kong-Fu, the wise leader that saw fit to include him in the warband),

met a premature death at the cowardly hands of a merchant caravan. Bravely he tried to take them all down in a powerful charge, but in the end succumbed to a dagger stabbed into his back. His memory will live on, at least until enough money has been raised to hire another guide.

folketsfiende wrote:

His memory will live on, at least until enough money has been raised to hire another guide.

We'll long remember what's-his-name.

zelophahad wrote:

Oooooooog the shaman
Well, he had totally lost his mind so it was kind of inevitable... :/

Deestro of the Rotmoons did for him an' all !

El Zid - Goblin servant, formerly of the Rotmoon.
He had a nice hat. Now there isn't enough of him left to fill it.

Skyttr a Pestilens Monk Initiate, was killed in a skirmish in the foothills of the Irenna Mountains by Tileans.

Sister Superior Brunhilda was shot at from ambush. Her dying steed fell on Brunhilda and crushed the life out of her.

Sister Superior Kamilla was murdered by Tilean Trulls.

Those Trulls are mean.

Allegria de Trovatelli a Remasen youngblood suffered a fate worse than death. She was captured by Skaven and sold into slavery. The Trulls morn her loss.

Dragante - Formerly of First Mate of the Rotmoon.
The swarthy, hook-handed Estallian Orc Big'Un was big on fighting, small on dodging - he was, unsurprisingly, killed by Bretonnian Archery.

Gina de Trovatelli a Remasen Youngblood, was killed in a skirmish with Bretonnina Pirates.

Allegra Trovatelli a Remasen Youngblood, was invalided out do to crippling injuries. The poor lass is blind in one eye, her right leg is smashed, her left leg was broken but set poorly. It is hoped that the Trovatelli family will be comforted by her return since both of her cousins are lost.

Dearly beloved, we are here to mourn the passing of Clovis, loyal manservant of the glorious vampire nations. Condemned to penitence within Mordheim for the crimes of his magnificent liege, who he had died defending, after failing to hold a flank and accomplishing virtually nothing. Some may say that he was never quite the same after he was clubbed by the cowardly ratman foe. Some may say that his ability to speak was replaced by uncontrollable rage. And a deep-seated love for his pet fish, which he carried about, long after it had died. He was preceded in death by the zombies Hangman, Backstabbed, and Overdose.

In other news, the glorious Penal Company of the vampire counts celebrates the death and rebirth of several friends. It welcomes into its magnanimous ranks the vile orc shaman, Baby Seal, who was bludgeoned by the equally-vile Sisters of Sigmar. His shameless and surprisingly successful assault of our glorious leader has set him dire need of repentance, and as such, he has found his place among the damned of the damned. The Penal Company likewise welcomes Big Hoss, the orc Big 'Un who never did wrong by the glorious dead. May he find peace in eternal bondage. Lastly, and not least of all, the Penal Company would like to welcome Leftovers, the beastman chieftain who was slain in single combat by Todd the zombie, the zombie who, while unlucky in life, must be made of four-leaf clovers in undeath...

Leftovers must be terribly embarrassed.

Nice write up!