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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 16 May 2016 - 18:14

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Tree Hand, One Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Da Big Toof Shouta brought ta ye by Sharp Sharper's Best Choppas
"Iffen Ye gonna cut 'em, cut 'em wif Best!"

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Snot Wars move ta Westbank
Snagratz da Slava's demand fer da Snotlings iz causing da ruckus on da Westbank, too. Da Gutrippas an' da Big Sneaks iz scrappin' over da rights ta Snotz all over da town. Da most re-cent scrap happen over on Westbank near dat brewhouse call da Halfing's Toes.

Dem Sneaks draw first blood, an second an third; but da bleedin' iz mostly what dey call da self conflicted. Da Nameless troll git, what hang around wit da Gutrippa, wake up fer once an' beat up on da Sneaks too. Da Sneaks flee.


Dere wuz 5 snots hanging around da Halfing's Toes, 4 iz viz-ible. Da Sneaks sneaked in from da west.
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Dere lotsa Sneaks. Dat's all right. Dey mostly get in each other way.
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Basha an 'Eadtaka surveys da town...
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Smasha an' Shaft lookin' ta climb. (Dat ain't gonna work.)
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Smaggot mutters darkly, Nameless looks at purty rocks.
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Four bows an' 2 heroes back Too Clubz, Basha an' "Eadtaka up. It OK though, 'cause it only 6 to 3 an' da Sneaks ain't taking those odds.
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What da Sneaks do is fight da Kap'un, Nameless, Too Blades and Smaggot.
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Now, ye can sees dat dere are like 6 of dem Sneaks, but only 2 iz scrappin, dat wuz nice of 'em.
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Nameless take down da Brown Nose. Try fer Sparky!
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Jim L wrote:
Da Sticker has a Nervous Condition with -1 Initiative.
Li'l Sticker II died. (Kap'un Arrgberg's snotling killed him).
Sparky, my shaman, never cast his spell either game.
Brown-Nose is now T3 from a Chest Wound.
Da Nut is Blind in One Eye (BS2).
Hired a Goblin Theef.
Rated 222

Da Gutrippas advancements and injuries for the week
Heroes:
Cookie Wassis will miss one more game (still not back from the multiple injuries suffered last week.)
Basha gained +1 Initiative...
Henchorcs:
Smaggot is +1 Strength.
Smasha II has +1 WS.
Too Club gains +1 Initiative.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 16 May 2016 - 20:32

GREAT PHOTOS, ACTION FILLED REPORT, AND GREAT MINIS & TERRAIN! VERY WELL DONE!   thumbsup  
With nary a white or gray minis in sight it was a visual treat.   What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri 20 May 2016 - 12:59

Thanks Al, we've got four painted warbands in this campaign, so you're going to get a few battles that have fully painted minis, every now and then.

Here's the photos from the first battle reported last week. Everybody is having computer (or phone) problems it seems. Suspect

Da Roughbrawlaz.
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Da Gutrippas
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Getting closer to da scrap.
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Animostiy!
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Squig bashing.
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Scrappin' over da lobba.
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The messy end of Yo'and da Nife.
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Stuff from this week will be along one of these days...
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri 20 May 2016 - 13:33

LOOKIN' GOOD AGAIN! I really like the scaffolding & the other scenery. GREAT STUFF!   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat 21 May 2016 - 17:27

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Four Hand, One Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Da Big Toof Shouta brought ta ye by Guzzla's Best Brawlin' Brew
"Puts Ye in da Mood fer a good Scrap!"
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Just Scrappin'
Da Gutrippas an' Da Krew kicked up some dust over on Westbank.  Da Gutrippas waz some over matched. Wot with da Headtaker laid low by comp-lick-a-tions; da Cookie still ailin',too. Dem dere boar boyz rode right over 'em.  Da Nameless got trampled again, heez got better.  Poor Smasha II waz captured an' sold down da river.

Da Krew Adopt Lost Squig Hound.  
'Ol Squint Eye, one o' dem Krew gits, caught hisself a lost Squig Hound down on Westbank.  Ol' Hound tries ta bite Squint, but Squint he smacks dat Hound wit hiz choppa.  Hound juss luv dat Squint.  Ain't dat nice?

Mad Bomma Seen on Westbank
Da Gutrippas done hired a Mad Bomma name of Boom!  Da li'l git wuz seen over dere on Westbank sneakin' up on da Krew, but nuffin happen.

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More Mad Boars Seen In Southbank

Dere another out-break of da Mad Boar diz-eeze on da Southbank.  Buncha boars got inta dat duppy wyrdstone over by da Big Old Ruin.  Natcherly da Krew wuz dere ta take all da best boars from da Sneaks.  Da Sneaks sez it not fair!  Da Krew got so many boar, dey sellin' 'em!  Sneaks just got stoopid green stones!  Ain't fair!

Da Krew sez dey finally capture dat nasty ol' boar with da scorpion stinger! Da big git dat drove ol' Uma Gumma crazy, remember dat? Everybody real happy ta hear dat Stinger iz caught, I tell ye.


Gobbo bandits Mug Rival Theef!
Da Sneaks done hire a Theef!  Da theef git'z enemies snuck up on da Sneaks an' stuck da Theef.  Throwed da Theef inna sack, gonna Theef-nap da git.  Ol' Horney Haid sez, "not my Theef ye don't!"  Da Li'l Gitz [dat's da name of da gobbo gang] stuck ol' Horney!  Throw HIM in sack!  Whole mob o' Sneaks beat on da Li'l Gitz for a bit to get dere own boyz back.  Da Li'l Gitz run, but all da whiles da Krew is stealin' da boars, see?
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Boss Face Rippa shoots at things.
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Da Sneaks boyz huntin' da boar. (The reason da Sneaks ain't got no boars iz dey don't TALK ta da boars, dey shootz 'em!)
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Da boars are mostly caught or killed.  The yellow chips are wyrdstone.
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Squint'z Hound catches da last boar.
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Da Krew startz in on da Sneaks.
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Da Sneaks sez dey learn a lot. [Get +3 Underdog bonus, so'z dey ought to!] No one reported kilt, but da Horney Haid looks some scary with hiz Horrible Scarz.
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Next issue: Da Chance Encounter on da Westbank
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat 21 May 2016 - 18:29

Da Krew should consider opening a BBQ joint.   clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun 22 May 2016 - 15:55

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Four Hand, Too Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' da Boars iz ornery.
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Chance Meetin' on da Westbank

Dere wuz another brawl over on da Westbank, other day.  Da Gutrippas an' Zug'z kinda ran right inta each other, sort o' a 'chance encounter', ye might say.  Horrible mess.  Zug's hire dat big blue ogre, go by Big Blu.  Kap'un Arrgberg's ladz seem ta fink takin' on too Big Guys a terrible idea.  Even though da Cookie an' da Headtaker both show up fer once. Da Gutrippas hardly move before da Toll Troll an' Big Blu smash inta 'em. Dat about it.  Nobody kilt, which iz kinda what da humies call da miracle, all dat blood.

Still all dat brawlin' make da ladz spend da teef.  Big Blu liked smackin' Gutrippas so much, he don't charge nothin' for da work.  Da Mad Bomma, who didn't do nothin', still took hiz fee.


Zug'z Ruffnekz.
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Da Ruffnekz get stuck in.
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Da artillery.
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Da Great Race

Seems dere wuz dis rumor dat some gitz hid some teef inna one of da Ol' Stone Huts.  Well da Krew an' Zug'z Ruffnekz start runnin', gonna get dere first!  It a purty excitin' race, what with all the snipin' by unknown parties from da Ol' Stone Huts.  Arrow flyin' every which way.  Some may have hit somethin'.  At least three of Zug'z boyz iz rubbed out.  Dere another rumor dat da Krew got one of dem Sea Troll ta run with da Krew.  Don't know nothin' 'bout dat.

Somehow, probably by cheatin', Zug'z beat da mounted Krew to da treasure AN' got away with it!

Zangy Zumwot join Zug'z
Dis Big Race iz goin' on, an' da Krew dey ridin' an' dere dis duppy Gobbo inna funny robes an' hat inna road.  Kap'un Big Hat sez, "Move it!"  Da Gobbo sez, "Ize Zangy Zumwot, an' Ize take order from Zug!"  So da Krew rode dat gobbo down.  He got better though, an' Zangy hangs wit Zug'z.


Zug'z get da drop on Da Krew, go first.
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Most of da Krew runnin' to da treasure.
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Big Blu challenge!
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Toll Troll hold 'em back!
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Da shootaz plinkin' away.
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Zug's heroes sneakin' off wit da shinyies.
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Next: More Snot Wars


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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun 22 May 2016 - 16:17

BEAUTIFUL! Those are some of the best photos to date. WONDERFUL STUFF!   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 23 May 2016 - 15:24

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Four Hand, Tree Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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More Snot Wars on da Westbank
Da Gutrippa an' Da Big Sneak iz fightin' over da Snotling harvest on da Westbank.  Lots o' booms wuz heard over dere by Da Gutted Goose brew house.  Dat Mad Bomma iz loose, dey sez.  In all more den two hands o' gits had ta be patched up by da healers, an' a orc, a squig an' a gobbo wuz kilt.  Some o' dem boyz ain't never goin' to be right again.  

Kap'un Arrgberg sez dey ain't as many Snots as dere were.  But what dey iz, iz hiz, or else! A 'course, wit da Kap'un, Nameless, Basha, Shaft and too other boyz down, an Headtaker not fightin' cause of hiz Old Wound, da Big Sneaks won da night.

Ded Theef Caught Stealin'
A Gobbo Theef wuz caught stealin' stuff over on da Westbank.  He won't do dat no more. Gitz sez dat wuz da Theef hang wit da Sneaks. Serve dat git right!

Mad Bomma go Boom!
Da Mad Bomma blowed himself right up, real good.  Ain't nothing left but da bitz.

Da whole Sneakin' warband held up by one squig.  Dey finally killed it.
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Smaggot captures a squig.
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Nameless holds da alley beside da Gutted Goose.  Git wuz supposed to do more den slow dem Sneaks down.  Squig did better.
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Kap'un Arrgberg defeat Da Sticka.
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Da Gutrippas advancements and injuries for the week
Heroes:
Kap'un Arrgerg gain da skill Step Aside.  Didn't work, so he Hardened.
Too Swords gain Step Aside and +1 BS.
Headtaker gain Step Aside.
Basha gained da skill Quickshot an +1 Leadership.  He got bashed inna head though, he stoopid now.
Shaft become hero.  Gain Quickshot.  Broke his leg, M-1.
Henchorcs:
Gorm got kilt by Sneaks.
Smaggot is +1 WS.
Smasha III has +1 Strength.
Too Club gains +1 Strength.
Grabbit gains +1 Strength.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 23 May 2016 - 15:57

The photos this time have revealed a bunch of UBERCOOL old minis...GREAT STUFF again!   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 30 May 2016 - 15:22

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Six Handz Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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Bad Omens on da Westbank

One o' dem big fluffy fings inna sky look awful lot like elf de other day. An' dere five vulture flyin' over da Effigy of Gork or Mork.  Everybody know five vulture no good.  Messed up da boyz on da Westbank somefing terrible.  No git wants big elf inna sky watchin' all day.  So all da gitz wot wuz scrappin' wuz cursed!  Except da Nameless Troll git.  Dat git hold da whole Krew (well most o' da Krew) up for LONG time in dis narrow li'l path.  

Da Mad Cookie git, he so inspire, he fight da boar boyz, too.  Cookie get rode down, but not as quick as dey used to ride over 'im.  Da Gutrippas bug out afta da Cookie get trampled.  Cookie get better.  Git call Smaggot iz sold down da river by dem Krew.  Da Gutrippa lost a gobbo kilt, too, but no one care.

Da Krew report dere Kaptain, he lose da eye.  An' hiz boar Scaly iz kilt ded.

Da Krew pose around da barricade Nameless defended. (First game Nameless did not go out of action fighting Da Krew.)
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Boar Warz Drag on on Southbank
Da Big Sneaks an' da Krew fought over another herd of dem duppy boarz on da Southbank by da Big Old Stone Huts.  Da Sneaks sez one day, dey catch da boar.  Da Krew sez never happen.  Dis reporter tink da Krew, dey right.

Da Krew capture too boarz.  Dem 'scaly skin' boarz dat Da Krew like so much.  Da Sneaks capture tree boarz, but da Sneaks can't hold on to 'em.  Da Sneaks bug out, an' dey loze da boarz.


Da battlefield.
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Da boarz move east and west.  Right into the warbands' hands.
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Da Tree Amigos, dese gitz got da Hakbutzshootzin fings [handguns].  For real.
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Da Krew capture da 'scaly skin' boarz.
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Da Sneaks dey struggle wit da boarz.
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Da end game.
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In da next issue:
Chance encounterz...
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue 31 May 2016 - 4:22

Yet another COOL LOOKING game...the terrain adds that certain something.   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue 31 May 2016 - 6:23

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Six Handz Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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Gottta Stops Meetin' Like Dis
Da Gutrippas an' da Ruffnekz kinda stumble inta each other on da Westbank, over by da Halfling's Toes' brewhouse. Da Ruffnekz wuz flush wit da teef. Da Gutrippas wuz not so flush, sos dey took from da rich an' gave ta demselfs. Mork help dem dat help demself, ye know.

Anywayz dere wuz blood and thunder! Arrows flyin' every which way, trolls bellowin', ogre roarin', gitz stabbin' da brudder inna back! All dat stuff! It were glorious! All da big guy wuz gone in da shake of a snotling. Da Ruffnekz lost "dat Crossbow Git" an' hiz teef, sos dey ran fastest!

Da Crossbow Git end up wit da Arm Wound an' da Hardened. Everybody else get better. Except for da gobbo wat iz kilt, no one care.


Da Four Shootaz lookin' over da town.
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Da Gutrippa spring da klever trap! Let Toll Troll an' Big Blu charge 'em! Ded sneaky dat iz.
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Da Trap works! Toll Troll an' Big Blu cut up good. Go bye-bye.
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Zug'z Ruffnekz Lead Monsta Hunt on South Bank
Zug find hisself da lair o' dis Wyvern. Except dat da Gutrippas an' da Sneaks try ta take da Monsta's treasure from Zug. Zug sez, iffen Zug get no treasure, nobody get treasure! Kill dat Wyvern an' go home! An' dats wut happen, too.

In da mean time, everybody beat up on Sneaks, 'cause dey Sneaks. Sneaks sez, fine! We bug out. An' dats wut happen, too.

Da Sneaks lose da Feller an' da Loon (a Mad Bomma) rubbed out. Da Gutrippas lose Too Clubz kilt ded, who wuz da best scrappa da Gutrippas had. Zug don't lose nothin', 'cept no body get da treasure.


Zug'z Ruffnekz attack from da west. 'Cause it best.
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Da Sneaks sneak in fast from da south.
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Da Gutrippas wuz over on da east. Nameless catches da Feller sneakin' on da flank.
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Da Gutrippas attack da Sneaks' shootaz. Nameless play wit Brown Nose. Arrgberg won't stand up...
He kill da Feller.
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Kap'un Arrgberg try to help Nameless wit Brown Nose. Waste of 8 attacks.
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Toll Troll fight Da Sticker an' Da Nut. Monsta looks on, try to learn somethin'.
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Da Gutrippas advancements and injuries for the week
Heroes:
Kap'un Arrgerg gain +1 Ld an' da skill Resilient.
Mad Cookie Wassis gain +1 WS an' +1 T.
Too Swords gain Dodge.
Headtaker gain +1 A and Mighty Blow.
Basha gained da skill Dodge an' +1 Leadership.
Shaft gain +1 Initiative an' Attack.
Henchorcs:
Too Club got kilt by Sneaks.
Smaggot got sold down da river by da Krew.
Smasha III has +1 BS.
Grabbit gains +1 Initiative.
Serg da Gobbo got uppity.
Ali Babala da Peddla gain +1 initiative an' Attack.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue 31 May 2016 - 14:23

Two GLORIOUS Battle Reports! With nary am unpainted Lad in sight, the games were WONDROUS to behold!   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri 3 Jun 2016 - 23:01

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Six Handz Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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Snot Warz onna Northbank
Da Ruffbrawlaz iz back!  An dey gonna takes da Snotlings from da Krew!  A record number of Snot wuz seen down by Da Stunty's Sock Brewhouse.  Dere wuz too hands and one finger worth of 'em.  More Snotz den seen all year, South or Westbank.  Folks sez da Snots wuz out in such crowds on a count o' da heat.  Been a scorcher lately, it haz.

Da Ruffbrawlaz run in grab a few Snots, but dey fall back from da horde o' Krew.  Dat duppy git dats a shaman for da Brawlaz, Def Layt, he zapz a couple o' Krew.  But da Krew shot da air out o' Def Layt.  Even tho' Tormbrad Aye did'na want ta give it up, Boss Pain'ton Man Eat say it time to go!  Da Ruffbrawlaz bug out!

All in all, da Krew grab 2 Snots, 2 squig an' 2 gobbos off da streets.  Da Ruffbrawlaz collared a snot an' a squig.  All da Krew gotz better, but a couple o' Ruffbrawla squigs got squished. Def Layt an' Da Ritter both got better.  (So did Da Ritter's boar.)


Da Brawlaz took da high road (safe from da boars).
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Bat Loon II appears.
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Bad Omens Seen Agin!
Dere wuz another of them fluffy fings inna sky look like elf!  Dis time it seen on da Norhtbank!  An' da same five vulture!  Da end iz near!  Da shaman sez don't scrap, cause yer choppa turn ta butter an' da arra just bounce off!  Iz true!  Da Gutrippers an' da Krew tries ta fight, but da trolls no move!  Da ladz fight each other an' no one hit anyfing wit a bow.

Mad Bomma seen on Northbank
Dere wuz a report dat a Mad Bomma join up wit da Gutrippa. He got rubbed out by dat duppy boar wit da scorpion tail (Stinga).

Da Krew lose one boy kilt ded.  Da Gutrippas lose another Mad Bomma.  Da Headtaker lose da eye.


Da Gutrippas move in from da east.  Too much animosity. (Da Mad Bomma can be barely seen by Kap'un Arrgberg).
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So many Krew!
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Da big scrap.  Da Gutrippa arra boyz throw rock at da Musk-a-teers.
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Headtaker an' Cookie dust it up wit da Krew.
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Next issue: da rest o' da story!
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat 4 Jun 2016 - 23:26

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Raids, Four Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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Chariots o' Fire on Southbank
Bogrot's best chariot caught da fire other day. Bogrot got no idea how. Da boars took off tryin' ta out run da fire (dat dey wuz pullin' behind 'em!) Dem boars dragged dat chariot all over da town. Smashin' da chariot inta walls, runnin' over gitz! Coulda fallen in dem pools down by da Old Stone Huts, but da boars missed 'em! Da Ruffbrawlaz wuz chasin' after da chariot, tryin' ta put da fire out an steals da boars, but da only git ta jump on board ended up cooked!

Inna mean time dem Noob Noobz got tangled up inna what ye calls da pur-suet. Big scrap breaks out by da Old Stone Huts. Couple o' gitz get kilt, like usual. Boyz get ta scrappin', fergets all about burnin' chariots. Da boars end up draggin' wot wuz left o' da chariot inta da desert. Ain't seen 'em since!

Da Noob Noobz got tire of gettin' beat on and bugged out, too.


Da scrap. Noob Noobz inna upper frame. Ruffbrawlaz down close.
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Da chariot is comin'! (Curses! I didn't have any fire markers with me!)
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Da Noob Noobz git da pointy end o' da stick, as dey sez...
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Harganok wrote:
I took out some of Chad's squigs and a goblin or two. Almost took out his shaman but couldn't wound him when he was knocked down. So he survived the battle. An out of control flaming chariot came in and crashed into a bunch of stuff. Chad tried to jump on it and get control with an orc, but his dude caught fire instantly and went ooa.

I had both big uns', my troll, an orc , and and a goblin go out of action. One big un got a nervous condition, and the other rolled an old battle wound. The goblin died but everyone else lived.
I got a +2 underdog bonus so everyone gained a level. Found a corpse in exploration and got some minor loot.
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Snot Warz on da Westbank
Zug'z Ruffnekz muscles in on Da Big Sneaks Snot trade onna Westbank. Da Sneaks wuz busy sneakin', didna sees da Ruffnekz comin'! (It were dark, ye see.) Da Sneaks sneaked away wit most o' da Snots, but dey lost some turf. Da Sneaks also lost a couple o' boyz. Zug'z ogre, Ol' Blu got kilt by dat Sparky git wut hangs wit da Sneaks.


Zug'z close in. Da Sneak iz already in da ruined Brewhouse.
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Da Sneaks catch da Snots.
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Boss Face Ripper sneaked into da ruin through da cat's combs. (Funny name fer tunnels full o' skullz.)
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Jim L aka playtable wrote:
Nasty Toll Troll took out a hero and 2 henchmen.
Toll Troll bashes 2-Dots.
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Toll Troll bashes 4-Dots.
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Toll Troll bashes Brown-Noze.
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Blue ogre on the other hand was shot with an arrow and suffered 2 wounds.
Then he charged Sparky, who had "Lets go" spell up (shaman hit 1st).
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And...Sparky takes the ogre OOA. Yay!
I still rolled 12 on my 1st rout test.

Horney-Head got robbed.
Brown Noze had full recovery.
Da Major died (maxed henchman).
#8 of Dem Boyz died.
Da Big Sneaks got 4 snots that lived. Zug'z got 1. There were 8 total to start with. (Some breakage.)
My 1st rout test with 6 OOA was 12.
Re-armed Horney-Head
Hired Da Major II
Dem Boyz are still short 1 Boyz.
Warband rating went from 340 to 328.

Kevin wrote:
My ogre bodyguard died at the game's end from a critical bow shot followed by a critical hit from Jim's shaman. Big Blu was killed instantly, very sad.

No one else died though.
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Despite starting earlier in the evening we ended up with fewer games than normal (for six of us). Jim L arrived late and left early, so I had no time to arrange photos of my new models. Maybe next week. Bob came by to promise to re-join next week and obviously Harganok (aka John) joined us this week. Jordan took a new job, so he has dropped out.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat 4 Jun 2016 - 23:42

TERRIFIC photos of some FANTASTIC terrain & minis, AND a FINE narrative...that's what is BEST in Life.   clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun 5 Jun 2016 - 16:07

Thanks very much for the kind words Al.

Big Toof has been a great deal of fun. True to form da new Bomma was killed horribly by the first enemy that touched him (in this case Stinga da Boar) in his first outing. Also as per usual Jim L's "just some goblin with 2 daggers" Bomma has gone out of action in every game, but not died.

Da Real Original Bomma Dribblesnot will return next week for revenge.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun 5 Jun 2016 - 16:39

It seems to be the way of war gaming that newly painted minis die horribly in their first game...it's sort of like a rite of passage or a frat hazing.   clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat 11 Jun 2016 - 15:57

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Scrappin', Too Hand, One Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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Dem Wild Boyz Seen Onna Westbank
Guess who just got back today
Dem wild-eyed boyz dat been away
Ain't changed dat much to say
But man, I still tink dem cats be crazy*

Outta da blue, as da hummies sez, Dem Wild Boyz show back up onna Westbank.  Been lurkin' inna lair for a spell. Not get out much. Den BAMM, deys back inna Big Toof, haz dem selfs whatcha call a 'chance encounter' wit da Krew. Not much change, except da Krew SO much stronger. Gots even more boars.  Da Wild Boyz goof off.  Yell insults an' stuff at da Krew, den bug out quick when da boars charge.  Strange fing, da Wild Boyz lose, but dey makes da teef.  Three treasures worth.  Duppy.


[*With apologies to Thin Lizzie.]
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Da Boar Warz Onna Northbank
Da Ruffbrawlaz find dey self a bunch o' dem duppy stone eatin' boarz, over dere on da Northbank by da Ol' Stone Huts. Ruffbrawla haz da round-up, see?  But dem Gutrippas iz dere, haz da round-up, too.

Da Gutrippas a' da Brawlaz haz da scrap wit da boarz an' each other. A couple boarz git ded. A couple squigs iz rubbed out, too.  Da Brawlaz iz winnin' but da Kap'un Arrgberg, he picks ol'  Pain'ton Man Eat right off hiz boar wit da crossbow [first thing Arrgberg's hit, I swear].  Da Gutrippas grab Man Eat's body and leg it.

Earthquake on da Northbank
Dey wuz a bit o' shakin' goin' on onna Northbank.  Gitz waz fallin' in da holes!  Da Ol' Stone Huts wuz fallin' apart.  It were a mess.  Da Tribal Council, dey blames da duppy green stones da boarz iz eatin' all da time fer underminin' da mor-el fun-de-ment o' Big Toof.

Man Eat Ransomed
Ol' Pain'ton trade hiz boar fer Pain'ton's life.  So da Gutrippas take Pain'ton's boar, two Spiny boar an' some green rocks.  Da Ruffbrawlaz catch a tent-acle boar, a Spiny boar an' a Scaly boar an' get lotsa duppy rocks.


Da Battle o' da Shakin'
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Next: Da Laments of Playtable return
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat 11 Jun 2016 - 21:57

COOL STUFF as always!  thumbsup
I take it from the title of the upcoming adventure that a break from the action has not changed Playtable's luck.  clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun 12 Jun 2016 - 15:24

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Scrappin', Too Hand, Too Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.

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Rumble on da Southbank
Da Big Sneaks gots caught sneakin' again. Dem Sneaks wuz tryin' ta get behind da Krew, but da Krew met dem Sneaks head on. Sneaks no like dat.

Dere wuz some tussle. Choppin' and da arra shootin'. Da Sneaks'll be da first ta tell ye dat dey come out da worst. Got da rubber choppas and da rubber arras, don't ye know? Da Big Sneaks bug out wit nine orc down. (Five hero down!) Sneak make no teef.

Lost Mule not Found
Inna middle of all da scrappin' da Sneaks an' da Krew wuz doin', da Ox Skullz Raidaz wandered through da town. Da Ox Skullz wuz lookin' fer dey lost mule. Ain't nobody seen it. It lost. Anybodies find da mule, tell da Ox Skullz first, an' dey won't kill ye.

White Bow Kilt
Da Krew report dat da Hero White Bow wuz kilt by Sneaks wit rubba choppas. Da shame. White Bow iz survived by hiz boar Stinky an' numerous enemies.


Da Rumble. Da boarz follow da ladz.
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Da Sneaks tryin' ta or-gan-eyze da arra storm. Dis always take too long.
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Da White Troll beats up Horney-Haid II. Big scrap by da idols.
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Horney an' White Troll gone.
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Zug Collect Hisself A Lobba
Boss Zug o' Zug's Ruffnekz sure do like da lobbas. He gots a couple now. Took dis one off da Northbank wall. Snatched it right away from dem Sneaks, wot wuz too late again! (An' had da rubba choppa an' da rubba arra so's dey couldna hurt nobody noways. Yadda, yadda.) Da Sneaks haz da usual trouble wit Toll Troll. (Cut right thru dat soggy White Troll, but Toll Troll, he stone.)

Toll Troll right inna middle of dem Sneaks (lower right of photo). Big Blu II got da lobba.
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One Toll Troll ta rulz dem all! (Brown Noze having his usual troll problems.)
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Big scrap fer da lobba. Sneaks gonna lose.
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Skool Buz comin' fer 'em.
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Jim L aka playtable wrote:

Da Troll's Toll fer da Nite
ShamanSparky was captured and left to rot. [Da Krew sold the git.]
Horney-Head II died (Kilt by da White Troll)
Da Sticker (L.G.T.) got Old Battle Wound.
Da Smell (archer #1) died
Da Bait (archer #3) died
one of Da Udder Boyz died
Da Mad Bomma died (never did nothin' anyways).
Da Major II got L.G.T. and took Sparky's place
Rolled a free hired sword, so hired orc pirate, & I paid for the goblin swabbie.
Hired Da Smell II
down to 12 guys now and 3 hired swords

game 1: 5 heroes OOA out of 9 total.
game 2: 2 heroes OOA out of 5
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In the next issue: More lobba madness
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun 12 Jun 2016 - 19:35

COOL REPORT: I understood almost everything that was said, AND the photos were WONDERFUL...except for some gray spots.   thumbsup clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 13 Jun 2016 - 18:07

Ha! Thanks for the kind words Al.

There were FIVE painted warbands in attendance this past week with only 2 unpainted. Out of the six games played, an unpainted warband played in FOUR of them. Go figure.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Big Toof - Page 2 Icon_minitimeMon 13 Jun 2016 - 19:15

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Scrappin', Too Hand, Three Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Big Toof where da Orcs iz Orcs, da Gobbos iz weedy an' all da Boars iz ornery.
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Noobz Visit Westbank, Git Kilt
Borghul Beatstikk an' da Bludgeon Boyz tooks da tour o' Westbank.  Ran inta all kinda scrap.  Furst, dey offend da local Red Toofz, spit on da wrong side a street fer Morksday or sumfing, don't take much to offend da Red Toofz.  Den dem Wild Boyz take da Red Toof side, cause dey all crazy loonz.  An' dat wuz da end o' da holiday tour fer da Bludgeon Boyz.

Borghul Beatstikk take da multiples injuries, end up lookin' funny.  Borghul be back, iffen he heals. Dem Boyz lose dat White Ogre det jus' hire.
 

Big scrap inna center.
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Booga da Troll take down da White Ogre.
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Fight over Lobba on da Southbank

Da Gutrippa an' da Krew fight over a Lobba on da Southbank.  It kinda hard ta tell da fight over da lobba, cause nobody even look at lobba.  Dem gitz all just pile inta each other.  Da Original Mad Bomma Dribblesnot iz da greenskin of da match.  Dribblesnot blow up too Krew boyz, a boar an' Gizwot da Terrible!  Da Krew stomp Dribblesnot inta da turf fer dat, but 'e got better.

Dork Pighugga find hiz lost Piggy
Dork Pighugga wuz lookin' fer dat boar he call Piggy on da Southbank by da east wall.  Piggy happen to show up right dere.  Run over ta Dork an' nobody hurt.

Da scrap went on fer a bit, da Krew wuz taken da worst (cause Dribblesnot blowed 'em up real good), but dey no run so it call da Draw.  All da Krew boyz get better.  Smasha III get rubbed out by dat duppy Warlock da Krew hire.  Funny ting, da Gutrippa free da Priz-ners an' find Smash IV.


Da Krew up north dere.  Gutrippa down south.
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Da Gutrippa got three boar rider. Da Cookie, Da Basha an Too Sword.
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Lotz a wot dey calls da Strat-gee goin' on.  Hidin' an such.
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