The Adventures of Biggus d’Fatuus
The Wholly and Completely Accurate Narative of Biggus’s Adventures
June 14th 2022
Vorgeheim 14th, 2022
The Black Knight that had accompanied Biggus on the quest to find the Holy Grail, was the first member to join. The Black Knight had never spoken, never took off their helmet and armor, and never raised their visor. It was interesting as Biggus felt that when he talked to the Black Knight and even though there was never a worded response, Biggus felt that his mind was receiving Black Knight’s thought and words but through mental telepathy.
The mysterious Black Knight had been with Biggus since the D’Fatuus family castle was over ran by a “random” zombie attacked. It was miraculous, not suspicious, that the Black Knight had bust open the door to the large banquet room to save Biggus from over 20 zombies all saying “Braiiiiiiins”. The Black Knight charged into the horde of zombies swinging their sword quickly and precisely. Zombies heads began bouncing across the banquet room floor.
There were at times it seemed the zombies would freeze or be mysteriously pushed backed by a force. The Black Knight effortlessly wiped out the zombie horde. D’Fatuus peered between the table and chairs to see what he thought was a zombie being helped up in the air, maybe a foot or two off the ground and saw the next snap. The Black Knight walked over to Biggus and lowered their right hand to help Biggus up from the ground, Biggus was a little wobbly and his head hurt from running from the zombies and tripping over his own feet and falling down and hit his large chubby head on the edge of the grand banquet table.
Biggus took the Black Knight’s hand and lifted himself off the ground, he was shaken, sore, traumatized, and had peed his pants. There was a moment of awkward silence when Biggus and the Black Knight notice the wet spots that rain down his pant. Biggus laughed and said, “Oh, yes, I knocked over a vase of white wine and this looks very embarrassing for me.” D’Fatuus had a nervous laughter and looked around the room.
Biggus looked around and saw the horde of dead zombies on the banquet room floor, the zombies were missing their heads or their necks were snapped in weird positions. Biggus was staring at three zombies intently, his eyes began to tear up as Biggus recognized their clothing and jewelry as his Father, Mother, and Grandmother. D’Fatuus exclaimed that he wouldn’t never see them again and began to sob. The Black Knight walked up to Biggus and stared at the mangled dead zombies. Biggus felt a message pop into his brain, “ You will see the again.”
Biggus turned to the mysteriously Black Knight whom was covered in enough blood to look like famed Red Vampiric Knight. He told the knight about his visions and communications with “The Lady of the Lake” and how he is now on a righteous quest for the Holy Grail and how “The Lady of the Lake” how bestowed upon Biggus the honor of now being a Questing Knight.. Biggus asked if the Black Knight would join him on the quest and the Black Knight nodded his head in an affirmative manner.
The plan had worked, Malory De Mousillon, the daughter of Duke Maldred, her planned had worked. She had used her evil magical powers to set up the whole charade of the “The Lady of the Lake” visions and get d’Fatuus involved in this quest. This rouse was set up as Malory couldn’t make it known she was looking for the grail, but not the Holy Grail but the vile Black Grail. This quest would blind the eyes of Biggus and those that join him, all those naïve and simple warriors who join will beloved they are a righteous quest but in truth they are working for nefarious powers. Malory is adapt at spellcraft and swordplay and has the ruinous powers to maintain the hex of this illusions on those around her.
Malory, the Black Knight, as her eye on the throne of Mousillon and returning Mousillon to the proper glory and respect the kingdom once held. Once the Mousillon kingdom is restored then vengeance will be exacted on those whom tore the Mousillon kingdom down.
Subject: Takes of Biggus d’Fatuus -Black Knight -Beginning 
Sun 12 Jun 2022 - 19:07
