Napoleon-World: The Theme Park

One of the Folk over on L.A.F. posted this link to a proposed Theme Park based on the life of Napoleon Bonaparte:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17397172

I wonder if they'll have a Retreat fro Moscow Ride.

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Napoleon's Bivouac

Well there could be worse names I guess?

I'm all for it, they've already got Parc Asterix (very much on my inner child to-do list) so its about time the other great French hero got the greatest tribute - a personalised log flume ride! - I copyright "the Battle of Waterluge", and "18th Flumaire". Then you sit down to a lovely dessert from the Directory, how about a nice Strawberry Mareng? I imagine a Trafalgar Trifle might be a little on the nose. Actually since this is France you could do a 'mystery meat' baguette, the Marengo Surprise; the surpise is a delightful horseradish. And for parents looking to get away from the kids for five minutes why not a romantic exile to the love island of St. Helena?

The real big question is: do we get a creepy L'empreur mascot with a giant head?

Oh so many possibilities...