CDO Presents: Scribe's Contest I

Chaos Dwarfs Online presents: Scribe's Contest I

Welcome to the first of many fluff writing competitions to be hosted by Chaos Dwarfs Online! They are sponsored primarily by Titan Wargames and are always themed around Chaos Dwarfs.

This round's theme is Chaos Dwarf Infamous Quotes. These don't have to be Dawi Zharr or Hobgoblin words, but could also be quotes about Chaos Dwarfs as expressed by other races of the Warhammer world.

Do you like fluff, minis and medals? Perhaps you even like Sneaky Gitz, big hats, masks, flying bulls and curly beards? Then don't miss the chance to participate in this new fluff contest marathon!

Please read the general rules and guidelines before diving in, though. The guidelines contain a bunch of inspirational material to aid any participants.

Deadline: 11:59 PM Nov 9th 2014 EST (Eastern Standard Timezone)

I wish you the BEST OF LUCK with your contest. Chaos Dwarfs Online is one of the FINEST of Forums.  

Thank you kindly, DeafNala! Don't hesitate to participate, should you wish.

Scribe's Contest V: Blackest Infamy - Chaos Dwarfs in the Eyes of Others is up!

Give us your view on those evil stunties, and don't hesitate to be snarky about it!

Scribe's Contest VI: Tales of Darkness - Chaos Dwarf Myths & Legends is go!

Give us your take on their malicious mythology, and have a chance to win an Animated Dwarf Statue of Ancient Times miniature! Otherwise available on Warseer and CDO.

FANTASTIC! That is an UBERCOOL miniature, very much in character for the Chaos Dwarfs, AND BEAUTIFULLY painted to boot. That should be a FINE incentive for a fierce competition.  

Thank you very much!

Scribe's Contest VII * Sports Edition *: Foul and Fumbles - Blood Bowl Chaos Dwarfs is up now! Deadline 24th of April, so move, move move!

"Goooaaal! It's a GOAL! A bloody, magnificient unparallelled goal! G-o-a-l-err-h! Did you see that, Ham?"
"Sure did, Krogg. Straight out of textbook."
"Cheatnote, rather, by the look of those fans. They're all jumping onto the pitch!"
"Hahaha, now look at that Hobgoblin run! Silly stuff. Ouch! One moment scoring, the next dead."
"Well, so is Blood Bowl, Ham."
"Indeed, Krogg! The fans have both teams surrounded, but why are the mobs attacking their own teams...?"
"Duck! Now they're throwing Gnoblars!"
"Watchout!"
"There went the cheerleaders! Yuck!"
"It's doom on the pitch today. Havoc! Bloody mayhem!"
"Sure is, Krogg."
"Now the referee's gone. In four different directions at once. Oooh, pretty nice quartering there by those Amazon fans!"
"For sure! An' do you know what those curses and obscenities are? Those vomited from tusked mouths, like that sod's blood 'n' guts spewed all over his curlybeard? D'you know what them acid words are, Krogg?"
"No, tell me, Ham!"
"Those are the last words of the players..."

YET ANOTHER EXCITING CHAOS DWARF EVENT! Things are rather stagnant here at Tom's by comparison. WELL DONE, CDO!  

Thanks! The sports event was fun!

Scribe's Contest VIII is up! Theme is Chaos Dwarfs and afterlife. Give us your take on it, and get a chance to win a kit of War Booty of Ancient Times:

The Booty is LOOKIN' GOOD! I'll have to check this out.  

Please do.

Scribes Contest IX: Farflung Strongholds - Distance in the Chaos Dwarf Empire is up!

Share your vision of the vastness of the Chaos Dwarf empire and get a chance to win some Dungeon Clutter from Zealot Miniatures:

Scribe's Contest X: The True Nature of the Father of Darkness

It's a-go! Prize from Admiralty Miniatures is one Four Reliefs wall plate:

Scribe's Contest XI: A Harsh Music - Temple Song Lyrics

It's on! One entrant (regardless of who wins) will be picked for music production, though the lyrics may be tampered with for artistic reasons. Immortalize your lyric text in metal song.