This is a variant of the "I Work For Food" [which I DO ] theme; in this case, it's "I paint for pics."

But that a side, NOW TO DAZZLE YOUR COLLECTIVE BRAINS WITH WORKS OF WONDER: AN EXCLUSIVE PRESENTATION FROM THE COLLECTION OF ASHTON "THE MONTANA KID" SANDERS:

Below we find a Group shot of the Thingys I dispatched to Ashton to ply his AMAZING photograhic talents upon, AND to test his patience with NUMEROUS questions of ASTOUNDING stupidity:



A SEEMINGLY innocent Barrel of Hooch WITH a BITE



One Man's Treasure...


The WONDERS of modern plumbing Mordheim Style


Another Man's Treasure


Rally Round The Flag ala Witch Hunters [Watch it Duce; they're gunning for you ]


Rally Round The Flag ala Living Impaired


YET Another Man's Treasure; this one doubles as a base for a DoW Pay Master


Another Man's Treasure Take #4


BEWARE: STUMP MAN COMETH!




AND there you have a FINE example of what happens when a Crazy Old Man has too much time on his hands, AND previous experience working the Carnies!
My ETERNAL thanks to Ashton for his SEEMINGLY unlimited patience with an I.T. Challenged Idiot. [the above is ALL HIS FAULT ]

Crazy, psychotic, amazing I'm really scared, this is like my worst dreams and fears when I was child... so I LOVE IT

That's some awesome stuff! I love it too!

My favourite is probably "Wanted: Von Duce - Villain" - priceless!

And it's good to see what came of the "anbrechende Nacht". I love those parchments! Very atospheric stuff.

Thanks for sharing, Al and Ash!

Noooooo! i've been a good duce i swear!

Awesome Nala, a pic of a man weilding a newspaper would have been awesome addition

Fantastic work dude! I especially like the Demon Rum (a warning to us all) and the zombie pit base.

Outstanding!

And I'll keep an eye out for that Von Duce guy, he sounds like a nasty piece of work...

AWESOME man!
simply awesome

Good work man! They look great very nice conversions, I like them alot!

awesome work! I especially love the stump men thing. It fits perfectly into the psychotic and weird mortheim setting

... The stump man!!!

That one is my favourite! Goes right to my wood elf heart.

Excellent accessories Deaf! Great job!!!!

jajajaaj, i realy enjoy your work, you are a genius Daef Nala,
this is the mordheim humor that people love, and the painting is clearly nice.

Excellent painting, and really nice pieces - these are the sort of things you want on your gaming board!

Thanks for sharing!

Wonderful!

I love the idea, the way you've made it and the colourful painting!

Without doubt created in mood of madness, so perfect for City of the Damned !

Those are such nice peices of accessories. I really like those, all of them. Very nice pieces to add to any game of Mordheim. I want to see more!

Looking 'em over - I can just see a scenario where the warbands are running around collecting not wyrdstone but rum. 'Course, when one unfortunate warrior comes across the monstrous rum... Chomp!

DeafNala...awesome! You are very talented and creative. Keep it up..

Post some more if you get a chance.

Hell, it was about time we'd get some of your awesome creations! Your paintjob is extremly detailled. My favorite one is The WONDERS of modern plumbing Mordheim Style, A Man's Treasure, EVERYTHING

AMAZING


(was worth a DeafNala style review )

Yea, freaking amazing deaf.

I am honored by the presence of your ridiculously cool tokens and details. Freaking amazing.

THANK YOU ALL for your VERY KIND words. A pat on the back from my peers is a TREMENDOUS reward for my humble efforts, AND a GREAT motivator for FUTURE madness!

At the risk of sounding like an Academy Awards speech, I'd like to thank Ashton for his FANTASTIC photos & AMAZING patience, AND cianty for an INTERESTING German lesson & the idea for the Rally Round the Flag pieces.

CAVEAT: I WILL be posting YET MORE of my little horrors with the able assistance of St. Thomas the Administrator & Light of Sigmar AND Long Suffering Ashton" the Montana Kid" [Stop ALL that whining; it won't be THAT bad...I hope! ].

*points at award winner* Did you hear that? he said my name! *bawls and joins the applause*

I look forward to seeing more of your miraculous Mordheim madness!

hey don't forget your ducey motivation *smiles*

OOPS! Us old guy DO forget A LOT of stuff...where am I?

I've been doing up the Wanted posters for people I REALLY like,: SO that should give you some idea where you stand with moi. AND YOU ARE my partner in crime, erm...comedy!

@Skavenblight: I HAVE noticed that Young Women seem to enjoy being scared in a non-harmful way, that is; why this is I've never figured out OR questioned. It's JUST nice being able to spread a little happiness.

*crying in a corner* he didn't even *snik* mention me *snik*.

just kidding I love the way you paint the models ! very cheerfull colours but still very horrifying! good job man!

Well, erm...I get more of a Sgt O'Rorke/ Cpl Agarn of F Troop image bordering on Bugs & Daffy.

By the way did I mention matt was ACTUALLY a Daemon Prince [ripping of the Time Space Continuum.. horrendous bellowing....followed by a flurry of heels & elbows]