The (Fishier) never ending list

1.Well Dusted Hair Squig (What the mayor of altdorf isnt telling you..)

Price: yer teef or dem stingy glowy green bits in your pocket

Rarity: Squig herder related retailing departments

Uses:
A must in high society circles and a life saver for the adventurer in a rush
who does not have the time to grow hair after its fallen out thanks to Wyrd stone related acid rain.
May have limited use in grappling related self defence.
Get one for your chin for extra heroism!

Bonus:
0.5 LD per Dusted Hair squig on face (no more than two per humanoid non greenskin) from 5in and further
1 T Per Chin Squig (nothing says tough guy like a big mangy beard that gnarls)

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2.MonkeyShaman's Tinfoil hat

Seeing someone exert the powers of the tinfoil hat on enemy: priceless

Rarity: See MonkeyShaman's magic Cloaking device and or timemachine

Uses: Infinite!

Bonus:
Stupidity (Telepathy prevention 101, if you don't want your mind read, dont think!)

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3. Da Roolz

Price: 15GC From any merchant of fine scrolls and printings.

Rarity: see above

Use:
Makes the owner of Da Roolz impervious to ad lib RPing and
unable to interact with NPCs or warbands that is not in any of 'da
ofzial Roolz Bookzez' and completely ignoring them
wether charging/charged/or moving towards them.
Making them bump into in their minds eye an invisible wall.
This on the other hand does not prevent enemies from harming
the posseser of dem roolz he/she can just not fight back.
User gets +1 Initiative whenever fighting a "Deemed by roolz acceptable"
foe.
Treated as Stunned from the beginning of each turn on a roll of 6 on a D6
(character stops to consult da roolz and slows down the flow of the game for everyone by being
a complete stiffler for the rules he should know by now.)

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4. Pot of red paint (K)

Price: Dem teef uve got dere..

Rarity: any licensed orkoid shamanistic practitioner

Use: RED WUNS GO FASTA!

3 applications on anything
(shoes/boots counts as one)
Weapons: x1.5 Initiative
Shoes: x2 Movement (The paint is not waterproof so the effect wears of after a couple of games)
Horsies'n'nimals: x4 Movement (After the first game the fumes cause the horse to die or the rider
to try 'an' makes dem speedholes' this regardless of barding or not.)
Carts: Dem carts wont drag dem self!

Having first tried his hands on village idiot and then advancing to Ranting Soapbox preacher
Syfiliticus was quickly snatched up by the guild of the doomsday prophets,
But minting such expressions as 'Sigmar Loves you' 'All is swell' 'What Would Ulric Do?'
and 'Life is just Dandy' he was soon kicked out for not filling the apocalyptic recruitment quota
and going freelance, It is generally believed that it is during this time he met
The nicest little performance troup who let him hitch a ride to the next town,
After having learnt everything there was to know about their grandfather
(Oh, so generously sharing about their private life) They also
Thaught him the most important commandment of all.
-Hugs are free.
It is believed it is at some mysterious point between then and now that
Syfiliticus Picked up nurgle's rot from some malignant chaotic evildoer.


Syfiliticus

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	LD
4	1	1	3	3	1	3	1	9

Special Rules:

Nurgle's Rot

Fanatical (you know, All is Swell)

Hugs are Free -At the end of each players turn Syfiliticus moves
at decent pace (so as not to exclude any willing listeners) towards
the closest Model within line of sight until in base contact, where he will
try to hug until he is smote or the victim is hugged (roll to see if the character in question is infected
after successfull hug)

His prophetic statement boards counts for all attacking purposes
as shields.

Excerpt of Buguz The Chivaleric bard's
Biography 'The deadite's Cometh' Chapter's 66:1-402:99-'correspondance to the Lady':


If any or all of the partaking warbands are undead reroll or choose another warband.
Reroll on the random pregame encounter table untill you and your advesaries feel content with the amount of NPC board filler.
before the game roll 1D10 per three models on the table and randomly distribute an equal amount of zombies (yes you can use proxies just make sure everyone knows whos a proxy and whos not)
each player rolls 1D6 to generate an equal number of zombies within 6" of the enemy at the start of his turn and can move the zombies (yes, ALL the zombies)including the ones he rolled for in any chosen direction unless the zombies are within movement distance. (these ones aren't them pantsy girlscout zombies that charge, they lumber)
all zombies move into base to base with the closest enemy even if it is the controlling player.
any character, NPC or otherwise turns into a zombie when OOA, if stunned any character turns into a zombie at a 6 on a roll of D6. NPCs turn at a roll of 3+ this to reflect the heroic nature of the warbands partaking.
As usual with the its +1exp per OOA
Zombie rules are found on page 89 in the rulebook, and are to be followed except for the account of charging.

In the midst of the raging battle a crate is found, a crate like any other..?

Randomly place the crate by way of favourite method, only one crate
can be placed on the table.

Once placed any PC controlled character can enter the crate and choose to use it
for concealment or timetravel.

Once inside the box the character will be destroyed along with it if still inside.

The character will be discovered if enemy passes LD test with -5 modifier
(that is either the character in the box flinches because someone is watching,
or we simply persume the character dares to defy orders and attack a suspected
yet innocent box.)

The character if choosing to use it for transportation will move as usual but if attacking
Will give away his position and we assume that the box is destroyed.

If the character suffers from stupidity take std LD test to see if character is able to exit the box
at all.

If the character suffers from stupidity and still choses to timetravel roll a D6 to see how many turns forward in time he exits the box.

If the Character Choses to timetravel chose turn/Skirmish for character to re-enter the space time continuum any battles involving characters own warband will be missed.
note that the character can re-enter spacetime continuum even in a battle not involving
his own warband.
The Character always exits the box with a MonkeyShaman Tinfoil hat.
The Character is always Higly reluctant to talk about origin of hat and whereabouts
When missing.
The character will from now on never ever take the tinfoil hat of and will murmur something
about "Madness....beyond the veil" whenever asked, as the other warband members
gets sick and tired of it they simply save up and buy a dusted hair squig for him.

Even if not in Innsmouth you sometimes get a once in a lifetime opportunity to see
a Cermon of the Esoteric Order of Dagon.
Once in a lifetime as you either end up on the pointy end of a sacrificing stick or
because you take part and spend the rest of your life as a being many would consider
unfit to live.

If playing a game with only dry land in sight (rivers and streams really doesnt count.)
reroll on the events table.

Father Abel Marsh always leads his school..flock.
Roll 1D6 for every partaking warband (If the campaign is in Innsmouth roll 1D3 per henchman)
The total result equals the partaking Fishermen

Father Abel Marsh, Captain of the Leviathan

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	LD
4	5	4	5	4	2	3	1	10

Equipment:
Father Abel Marsh uses
A heavy armour equivalent Chitinous armour that does not hinder his spellcasting ability.
When in Innsmouth he wears Silk robes worthy a man of stature of his cult.
He also uses a staff of Dagon. (Count as a double handed blade weapon)
When searched he is carrying a Necronomicon.

Special Rules:
Leader
Hard (Soft Squishy Gelatinous) Head
Wizard (magic table refence to come!)

Excerpt of Buguz The Chivaleric bard's
Biography 'The deadite's Cometh' Chapter's 66:1-402:99-'correspondance to the Lady':



Dagonitic Fisherman

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	LD
4	3	3	3	3	1	3	1	7

Special Rules:
Gelatinous Head
Fanatical, Seeing the chance to either sacrifice someone else or someone besides themselves
To Dagon and Hydra The fisherman seize the opportunity to throw himself into the fray.
in numbers of +6:
Cause Fear

Abilities:
1D6 of every D6 Fishermen have the Tentacle mutation

Equipment:
Club

Excerpt of Buguz The Chivaleric bard's
Biography 'The deadite's Cometh' Chapter's 66:1-402:99-'correspondance to the Lady':



Having either taken a short hiatus for lack of fish or setting up a new base of operations
or if in Innsmouth just being that day of the year (In Innsmouth everyday is human sacrifice day!)

Father Abel and his men have gone ashore to make a sacrifice to Dagon (or hydra)
If no enemy(or NPC) model has come within charge distance of the Fishermen within six turns
it is assumed they have finished the ritual and sacrificed enough of their own to appease the gods.

Father Abel being the holder of the cermon does not move unless charged but will subsequently charge, move, and follow any attacker that retreats.

When and if an enemy is knocked down they will use their entire charge distance to drag the character to the water front. if enemy reaches waterfront it is assumed he is sacrificed.
this does not abort any other activity from the group. players tests for knocked down as usual and resumes CC as usual when standing up.

If a good aligned warband succeds in killing Abel the local elector count will as a sign of gratitude and good will pay for an ogre mercenary for the next game (this in addition to ogres already in the warband) Ogre does not as usual count towards the warband maximum.

If any warband is within charge distance of any of the members of the Esoteric Order of Dagon
The leader can elect to sacrifice his weakest Living member (dogs/mounts/animals/corporealdeamons does not count.) Father Abel will look onto the warband as followers and seeing their power look upon them as a brothers/sisters.
You will subsequently choose one of your warband members to recieve a blessing of Dagon (blessings list to come.) one randomly generated spell from the necronomicon (spell list to come)
a lads got talent upgrade together with a wizard upgrade. (character now counts as a minister of the Esoteric Order of Dagon)
The new Hero will also choose one of Father Abels brothers/sisters as his mate and Generate 1D6 Swarms of spawn (not counting towards warband maximum. rules for spawn and spawn growth cycle to follow.)
The new partner will be set up in a golden tub of murky water.
The new hero being extremely zelous in his new faith will never sell or kill his wife/partner/thing and would rather sacrifice him/herself than see the bearer/maker of his/her children die.
As a minister of the Esoteric Order of Dagon he can choose to sacrifice a prisoner to Dagon for 1D2x50gc Usable on the new Hero and new hero alone
or to Hydra for +1skillpoint or 1 blessing of Dagon/Hydra per 2 prisoners/Captives.

If the warband before making the sacrifice was in the General good aligned circuit they are now concidered excomunicated from the Sigmarite society.
Follow up rules on the way.

In the dark times looming over the emire the common man always
tries to find a way to brighten the spirit and morale of his fellow man.
Some do it a bit more creatively than others, These are the relic peddlars.
Selling fine inspirational goods to commoners and sigmarite orators alike
for exhorbient amounts of golds is quite a decent way to make a living after all.
Items like Ulrics first beard and Sigmars right hand (a caged man in his thirties named Ted, or Teddy depending who he's talking to.)
These men and women can be seen almost everywhere, be it central Sylvania to
the outskirts of Marienburg.
But nowhere have they made quite as much a cash cow as during their golden age,
The cataclysmic fall of Morheim.
Showing up in settlements and wandering about the ruined city with their carts they
at the very least a hundred of Vlad von Carsteins first tooth!
This is the story of one such peddlar, a man called Hermann Tabernackel...
(Don't feel bad if you accidentally kill him, like all urban living situations there will always be two
that are more than willing to take his place.)

Hermann Sells a lot of items but if he is approached during the battle by any of the partaking
warbands he has D6 potions of great health that he can sell for D6x10 GC to each warband who approaches him.
albeit they heal all wounds and ailings these potions work more on Placebo principles than on anything
magical concoction and wear of after D6 Turns (keep taking poison tests etc during that time, as the character in question stands a real chance of dying after it wears off, and he returns to the damage he recieved before the potion with the added sideeffect of having to add any other wounds he recieved during the use of the potion. potion can be used several times as it is just water after all.)

After the battle the winning warband can approach Hermann instead of exploring and can reroll
Stock items as many times as they have heroes. any one hero may only roll once.

D1 The one ring to ruin them all 100GC
D2 The skull of Sigmar 30GC (60GC if the warband has an evil alignment)
D3 Sigmar's mummified pinkie 10GC
D4 Sigmar's strangely fresh femur 15GC
D5 Heavy Gold Chains of Pity 15GC (free with every purchase)
D6 Sigmar's right hand 10GC with an additional 50 for the cage (its a nice 'un)


The one ring to ruin them all

If bought by a Dwarven/Khazalid speaking warband the inscription will read



Although they cannot read it in the gloom of the battlefield.
Any human or neutral warband may elect a henchman to wear it, this henchman is automatically
Given hero status.
The henchman will from now on always take all alone tests when within 5" of a friendly character
(as they will always be trying to steal his precious) Will always be affected by stupidity
when close to water (I is invisible right? I can stop for a snack)
And will lose 1" in movement for every game he is equipped with the ring.
(slowly but surely hes turning into a decrepid hunching...thing)
The character will also always behave as if invisible even though he is within charge distance and well within line of sight.
If the warband elects to loot the wagon/cart/caravan(s) during the game
they will find at least D3xD6 of these rings.

The Skull of Sigmar
Acts as a lucky charm during the next game, roll a D6 after the game, on 3 and above
the character sees someone else in the settlement who also totes around with the skull
of Sigmar and all lucky effects strangely enough wears of before the next battle.
If 1-2 the warrior can keep using the skull until the next post battle sequence and a new roll
must be taken for it.
If looting the Wagon/cart/Caravan(s) during the game the warband finds
D6 Skulls in varying states of decomposition, all with blonde hair.
Roll a D6 if the result is the same or below the warband finds a shard of wyrdstone that
has been rattling around in one of the skulls. if above one of them is the head of a zombie
and the warband leader (greedy bugger) needs to see a physician about that hand...

Sigmars mumified Pinky
as above although there is only one in this cart/caravan/Wagon

Sigmar's strangely fresh Femur
As above, if looting the warband rolls a D6x2 for the number of femurs found
Roll a D6, if the roll is higher than the total score one of the heroes (it may not be the leader)
is infected with nurgles rot effective immidiatly!
this has effect on CC for the rest of the battle, check as usual for spread.

Heavy Gold Chains Of Pity
Special rule: Pity the fool
Warband looses 1GC per chain in warbands possesion whenever
in a settlement (a wave of sympathy flows through the owner of the chain
as he sees all the unemployed jesters, fools and bearded ladies loitering about the settlement
now that they have no royalties or aristocrats to entertain.)

Sigmars Right hand (Teddy, or Ted for short)
Has same characteristics as a Middenheimer youngblood,
And the cage is nice too.
(just remember to shift the cage if torching the wagons as he really cant let himself out.)