The green knight called me again last night and was all;
-Dude! couldn't you just talk to him man? me:-What? -Like, I just wanna be painted man! -he hasn't painted you yet?! -Nah, mate he ain't -But your such a wicked concept! -Yeah, I know! I'd be happy with a basecoat of fingerpaint by now! -Don't sell yourself cheap man, wait a minute I've got another caller.. -Conferance him, I asked him to call. -Sup? -THIS IS THE JESUS...CHRIST -Yeah? -THE MESSIAH -I have heard of you, sup? -DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR PUPPY IS? -I don't have a puppy? -NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T! -DUDE! overkill! -puppies?
And this just went on all night man I had the whole climate conferance on hold the Emperor is spamming me on facebook. The Dalai Lama left a bag of flaming doggie doo on my doorsteps with vague threats of keeping it up if I didn't say anything.