Late 80's Rap Song Parody

Does anyone remember the complete name of the song and artist for a rap song from the late 1980s that was about "My Girlie Farted"?

I know it sounds like a joke but for some reason I remember this song coming out and can't remember much more about it.

*slowly walks backwards and out door not making eye contact whilst humming thunderbirds to keep his courage*

LOL! What?

Sorry, I don't know that song. I'd be interested if anyone found out what it was exactly, though

Reminds me of the title of a 7os Capt. B-Fart song: "If I had it to do all over, I'd do it all over you."

LOL @ Duce


It went something like this" My girlie farted, uh uh uh, my girlie farted uh uh uh, sounded like machine gun blasts"

It was a parody of some other MC Hammer or Ton Loc song.

1987-1991 time frame.

I finally found it.

The dance floor's jumping, and the place is packed
Somebody ripped one off, everybody moved back
People pointing fingers, grabbed my girl and we departed
Cause some nasty sucker on the floor just farted

Somebody farted, uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh.

It's a crowded elevator, want to get off fast
Bing-bang-boom, sounds like machine gun blast
People started screaming, now everybody pause
Whoever passed that off, better check them dirty drawers

Somebody farted, uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh.

At the dinner table, won't believe what's happenin
Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin
The food was bad and the fart made no improvement
Told the waiter to check himself for a bowel movement

Somebody farted, uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh.

We're cruising in my car, down the street
My girl, she says "excuse me" and she farted to the beat
I couldn't believe it, my girl is too sweet
She did it again, ripped a hole in my seat

HAHAHAH. Quality toilet humor. lol

So who was it? What's the song called?