Thanks gents. Many computer glitches later here we go agian:Big Toof II--Da Valley o' da Giantz!
But first:Finders Keepers
Da Savages race da Gutrippaz to a hidden stash on the outskirts of Big Toof. (Actually their infiltrators got the treasure on the first turn.) Then one of the gitz shot Mr. Boom off hiz boar (and out of the game). Then da Big Ape got stabbed, den da good halberdier, den Nameless... It were looking dark.
Den Cookie an' Boss Grootka charged.
Da Savages got suborn with lotz of henchies ooa an' da White Boss an' da White Shaman. Anywayz da Savages fight until dey roll dat 11, wit like 2 warriors left an' a Witch. Five Henchies an' da Mean Warlock die. Da White Boss
an' da White Shaman
Mr Boom go Stoopid too. An' hiz boar an' da good halberdier die. Gutrippaz get rich. Hire another good halberdier an' a Mad Bomma!
_________________________________________________________________________________Da Valley o' Da Giantz!
So since da Savages wrecked da Shakyz an' da Gutrippaz wreck da Savages (both dey warbands in da 300s. Gutrippaz at 505), da plot change.
Da Gutrippaz get lured ta da Valley o' da Giantz wit tales of da last Artyfact o' da True Git. Some Giant gots it, dey sez. Really da Savages an' da Shakyz done bribed dese Giantz ta bash da Gutrippaz.
Da Savages hiding from Big Thom. Da Shakyz inna distance
Da Gutrippaz sneaks up on Thom
Flagon an' Ded Eye Dik high above da fray...
Nameless teasing Thom...
Da Shakyz watch Thom thump Nameless
Thom thump Nameless
Da Gutrippa CHARGE! Thom has one wound left...
Flagon shootz folks
Animosity startz. Da Last Gobbo smaks Ali Bahbabla da Gobbo trader.
Da Savages sneak up while weez scrappin' wit Thom. Lead wit Gog.
Sudden like, Thom dies. Den he fallz... on everybody! Crush Nameless an da good Halberdier. Nameless no care. Da Halberdier...
Thom iz ded an' gone. Shoulda left da body as a obstacle ta Shakyz...
Afta Thom die, da Giant Killaz charge da Savages' Giant, Gog. Again one wound left... He thump Headtaker...
Da Big Ape, Nameless an' a Press Ganga are left...
Da Shakyz gettin' close. But da Grootka git rid of da Savage Boar Rider...
Meanwhile da rest o' da boyz ain't doin' so good. Mr. Boom down. Hacka iz a red haze...
More scrappin'. Grootka chop up da Major
An' some messin' around onna flank
Flagon thank da Theef fer helping by bashing da git...
Nameless git bashed by da White Shaman again
Sparky III discover he ain't Sparky II...
Da Last Gobbo cut through da Shaky Shootaz. Chop! Chop!
Grootka get ambushed! Witch cast Age o' Stone, den da Savage Shootaz fill him full o' arraz. Pitiful end. (He got betta)
Mr. Boom got crushed. Cookie still fight on
Da Magog fall right over (tryin' ta jump up and down...)
Fishface iz Stoopid, Thank Gork!
Pickin' off da last Red Toof
Den da Squig Herder
Da Savage about ta RUN!
Da end iz near. An' Flagon iz squabblin' again!
An' den da git cut da Theef down fer good!
DA END! Boss Facerippa makes it to Flagon...
DA SHAKY SHOOTAZ wipe out da other mobz!
- Jim L wrote:
- Sparky III got Old Battle Wound
Brown Nose, bigun shooter, died
Da Major, bigun, Deep Wound miss 2 Games
His boar died
Da Teller II, Orc Boy (1 dot w/bow) died
Da Red Toof Two goblin died
Both squigs died
Popper IV goblin w/squig prodder, got Lads Got Talent, so I fed him to the troll.
Now have 5 heroes (bought new bigun)
1 henchman and a troll
And 2 boars left.
Rating went from 329 to 253
And that was with all getting an extra +4 exp.
Boss got his 2nd skill at 83 exp.
his 1st was at 63.
An' datz a wrap! Thanks for watching!