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PostSubject: Big Toof   Fri 22 Apr 2016 - 20:31

Welcome ta Big Toof!



Welcome ta Big Toof lad!  Come on in!  Mind da pig leavings dere!  And careful of dat troll vomit over dere!  Dat mess was a boar a bit ago, mind ye.  Da tusky git challenged Nameless, iffin ye can believe it! Ye sees how dat worked out fer him.  Nameless got an iffy gut, I tells ye true!

Oi!  Get down lad, yer drawin' fire!  I tink dats Orgruk's ladz, a course it could just as well be da White Gitz boyz.  Well no, it couldn't, arrows ye know?  Da White Gitz sez dey can't use no arrows. Have ye seen da White Git lad? Strangest ting, deys all white!  Even da choppas and daggers and stuff, white!  Odd I tell ye.  Swear one of da gitz had a bow, now I tink on it...Sez dey cain't be using bows though.  I suppose da git can CARRY one...

Ladz got strange bee-leafs, I tells ye.

Oh get up, dem boyz couldn't hit yer, if ye fell on da arrow.  Pitiful lot.  Dey sez dat a git got shot over by Dagga Hill, but if a git did get shot, I sez it was elfs!  Dis lot ain't hit nothin' since Ize gots here.  I been guardin' da gate all day.  Seen ladz shoot up a good bushel of arrows.  No blood.  From arrows dat iz.

A squig killt a git, one of dem Spottaz, other night.  Spotta was looking for snots, found him a squig instead.  Step careful after dark, ye hear!  Quite a few gitz been rubbed out.  All the tribes comin' together like dis, bound ta happen.  Iffin der anything left, da git goes in da stew.  We eat right reg'lar.

Like Ize sez, Welcome ta Big Toof!


Big Toof is a greenskin town or at least a big camp.  Right there on the Big Toof River, north of old Khemri where the dead walk.  Big Toof is growing, for the time being anyway.  The drums say that the Great Green Proffit is going to call the Waagh!  The greatest Waagh ever is going to start right here in Big Toof, so the tribes are gathering from near and far.  The Bosses are each looking to build the strongest tribe, so that one of them will be chosen to lead all the tribes to plunder and glory.

Players and Warbands
Bob--Savage Orcs (Karak Azgul)
Chad--Da Mob
Chris--Orc Pyrates (Sartosa Add-Ons)
Jim L--Da Mob
Jim S--Da Mob
Jordan--Da Mob
Kevin--Black Orcs

A Seismic Ambush!
Right away Chris started with the surprise attacks! During an earthquake!  Two buildings collapsed (they were pretty much ruins to begin with...)
Nameless was surrounded and cut down.  (He got better.)


Smasha (who is hard to see in all that white) is attacked.


Smasha fled for his life (failed an all alone test).  Two orcs and a squig chased him, but Smasha is fleet of foot.

The Crew of the Gutrippa fled with Nameless out of action and Smasha run away.  

Cookie Wasis gains +1S.
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A Snot Hunt
A Green variant of Pressgang in which the warbands try to capture snotlings to sell to Snagratz the Slaver.

Da Grey Tribe met the Da Big Sneaks.
A Squig runs amok in the Grey ranks.


Da Big Sneaks takes da heights (and da most snots).


As the Greys are taken apart by squigs and animosity, Da Sneaks snipe. (The Greys had two heroes taken out of action by a mad squig.  Then they suffered a Mutiny event, which increased their chance of animosity from a roll of a one to a roll of a one or two...)


The Greys may have lost a Spottaz to the squig.  Uma Gumma da Shaman is driven Mad.  He becomes stupid.  The Greys capture one squig and a couple of snots.

Grimnok Skullslayer , da Grey Boss, gains +1 WS.

Da Big Sneaks capture lots of snotlings and one goblin.
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A Street Brawl
Jordan, Chad and Kevin's warbands mix it up.

Kevin's five orcs and a troll attack da Roughbrawlaz (Chad) from the south.




The troll gets stuck in quick!


Jordan's mob (Da Noobz) approaches at a more leisurely pace.


Zug'z Ruffnekz and da Roughbrawlaz get mauled and flee.  First victory to Jordan's Noobz.

Next:  Midnight at da Big Toof Corral


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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 23 Apr 2016 - 8:13

Now that's something new; i.e., a GorkaMorka Mordheim Campaign...COOL & IMAGINATIVE!   thumbsup

I think the Greys are secret followers of Nurgle...the missing body parts are a give away.   clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 23 Apr 2016 - 17:12

Thanks Al. So far we've got everyone on board for an orc slugfest, even the weedy elf git, Jordan (not the same git from da Karribean though...Same elfs different Jordan.)

Mr L has had a bee in his bonnet since he saw a Gorkamorka table on da Facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1419481008077293.1073742149.659067277452007&type=3

It looks like a seedier Torktuga to me, but anything for more adobes.

Yesterday he painted up some snotlings for Snot Hunt and various random encounters...

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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 23 Apr 2016 - 19:19

Those are UBERCOOL Little Guys...VERY NICELY DONE!   thumbsup

The Gorka Morka Board is a little like a more tidy version of my Goblin Shanty Town.

...a Blast from the Past!   clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 23 Apr 2016 - 21:36

Oh I loves da shanty town
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 5:33

Thanks, Jim...if we lived closer I'd donate it to the cause.   What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 15:23

Saw this on Facebook - Zoggin awesome!!
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 24 Apr 2016 - 17:11

@Deafnala--Thanks Al.  Geography is hell ain't it.  

Side story, Mr. L and I used to play Warhammer with a guy who liked to build fortresses for his armies.  He has an orcy fort, so I thought what the heck, I'll see if we can borrow it.  Turns out its like 3' of castle on a single base.  Not leaving his house every week for our campaign...

@WbK--Orcyness shows up in the oddest places.
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Midnight at da Big Toof Corral
So a long time ago Andy Tabor used to be part of our little Mordheim group here in Indianapolis.  I know we played his "Roundup at the Mordheim Corral" back then, but it has been awhile.  So the wyrdstone eating boars have moved to Big Toof...

Da Grey Tribe versus da Gutrippas

Something is up with the boar herd in Big Toof.  The beasts have been escaping their pens with ridiculous ease. Worse they been eating that funny green rock that sometimes falls out of the sky...The green rock makes them boars change.  There was one with a scorpion's stinger where the boar's tail ought to be.  Damn near killed Mad Uma Gumma, da Grey Tribe Shaman (well old Oogly is actually all white, but he's a Grey.  Big Toof fact).

A twisting of the air event makes the first turns a bit slower... Nameless kills a scaly skinned boar...


Da Gutrippas pass under a walkway... My warband is a bit eclectic, da Gutrippas suffered some damage while in storage.


Anyway, this boar all of a sudden mutates into a scorpion tailed horror.  Da Greys could not resist such a temptation and tried to capture it.  The mutant boar sends Uma Gumma and Grimnok Skullslayer out of action. The other boar catches an unlucky Spotta (Bob don't have any lucky Spottaz...) Add some amazingly bad animosity rolls and the Greys flee.

Grimnok Skullslayer takes a leg wound...

The boar Nameless killed yields three wyrdstone shards when butchered.  Cookie was able to capture an un-mutated boar that eventually provided one wyrdstone shard.  Exploration yields enough teef to count as income of LOTS.  Right off da Gutrippas buy two more Lucky Charms.
Yo'and da Nife gains the skill Ride Warboar.
Headtaker gains +1 A.
Smasha gains +1 Initiative.
Basha gains +1 S.
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Da White Krew versus Da Big Sneaks

Dis here fight iz why its called Midnight at da Big Toof Corral.  It were dark see?  An even tho' the White Krew kinda glows inna dark, Da Sneaks couldna see 'em fer nothing.  Den da boars kinda wondered over to the glowy Krew, curious like.  And da Krew did dere Boar Whisperin' ting.  Captured all da boars, except dat onery one dey kilt.  Den da Krew beat up on Da Sneaks, an Da Sneaks legged it.

Da White Krew kill one out of three boars.  The other two are captured.


Da White Krew are beating up da Sneaks.  It don't look that way from the pic, but trust me on this.


Da Big Sneaks flee.  
Jim L aka playtable wrote:
Da Big Sneaks
Boss - Face Ripper
Shaman - Sparky
Big 'Un - Horney-Head
Big 'Un - Brown-Nose
L. G. T. Boy - Da Goof
L. G. T. Boy - Da Sticker.
10 Orcs + 1 Goblin
Rated 137
0 Teef
0 Boars

Da White Krew (formally known as Da White Gitz) capture two boars who apparently mutated while being led away. One has a tentacle and the other has something else.  [I will probably regret allowing mutated boars to be fielded as mounts, but it sounds fun now.]
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A Skirmish at the Corral
It was getting late, but Jordan had only gotten one game in.  So Bob volunteered to fight again.

The warbands rushed toward each other.


Those squigs caught another Spotta...Elsewhere the battle goes to the painted, too.


Snog da Spotta takes a hand injury.  I have forgotten what is wrong with the other Spotta, but each of the Grey heroes has an interesting injury,

A Big Un rolls Horrible Scars for Jordan's Noobz mob.  Jordan wins his first two Mordheim games.  The Grey Tribe lost all three fights...


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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Mon 25 Apr 2016 - 5:17

Somehow the all Orc Games seem stranger than normal...not a bad thing from my perspective. GREAT REPORT/PHOTOS!   thumbsup
The Sneaks look like a SPLENDIDLY painter Gang.   What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 30 Apr 2016 - 13:23

Thanks for the kind comment Al.
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Another Day in Big Toof

Players and Warbands
Bob--Dem Wild Boyz (aka Da Greys)
Chad--Da Roughbrawlas
Chris--Da Krew (aka Da White Gitz, Da White Krew)
Jim L--Da Big Sneaks
Jim S--Da Gutrippas
Jordan--Da Noobz
Kevin--Zug'z Ruffnekz

As far as I know there were no night battles this week.  This is possibly because Jordan and I didn't know how shooty Da Big Sneaks were...

Surprise! Surprise!
Zug's Ruffnekz attack Da Wild Boyz



According to rumor, this was one of those can't win for losing games.  Neither side claimed victory for different reasons.  Witnesses claim Zug's actually routed though.
Bob hints at an unspecified disaster in the post battle sequence.  Kevin reports a boy killed.
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A Chance Encounter
Da Krew run into Da Roughbrawlas





The rich and mounted Krew apparently had a string of bad luck.  Four warriors go out of action before one of Da Roughbrawlas breaks a nail.  Da Krew flee.  
Da Roughbrawlas report a squid died.
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Roundup at the Big Toof Corral
Da Roughbrawlas meet Da Wild Boyz (actually both spend the scenario chasing boars)

There were seven boars on the table at the start of the battle.  


Three of them lived through it.


Da Wild Boys captured two boars, one of whom has the mutation Hideous.  Da Roughbrawlas captured one un-mutated boar.  The amount of wyrdstone earned remains a tribal secret, but there was LOTS at stake.  (Last week we played the scenario wrong and only had D3+1 boars possible total... I might have to tweak the scenario a bit before our next meeting.)

Da Roughbrawlas broke.  A Big Un hates all enemy orcs.  A squig died.  Da Roughs found a jeweled sword and dagger in exploration.

Da Wild Boyz have dreams of a fully mounted warband, starting with at least one hero next week.  Da Wilds find 5gc in a lost pouch.
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A Skirmish
Da Krew fight Zug's Ruffnekz

This battle featured the first appearance of the event Dork Pighugga, who is searching Big Toof for his lost piggy.  Da Krew happen to be riding two stolen piggies, so...
Still Zug is not one to let others win his fights for him.  So da Ruffnekz got beat up and fled.  A Ruffnek boy is reported killed.

Coming soon, the tale of Da Lost Git...


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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 30 Apr 2016 - 17:04

WONDERFUL RANDOM VIOLENCE! Some pretty cool terrain also.   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 1 May 2016 - 7:57

Da Lost Git
Da Noobz, Da Gutrippas and Da Big Sneaks

Lef'tenant 'Uzi' Uzgob stamped his booted foot. Where had them miserable snagas got to? Run off probably. Serve those little bastids right if they run off into some one's stew pot! The Lef'tenant turned to starboard yet all he saw were unfamiliar, belligerent faces. Yes, the ruins were quaint, in the Latter Nekharan style. And the crude architecture of his homeland sprawled across the valley in a pleasingly haphazard manner. Still he could see no sign of the Dangling Squig Tavern. Nor could he see the miserable harbor for that matter. The disgruntled Nob squeezed past the famous statues of Gork and/or Mork and stepped toward the edge of the cliff for a better look about. He barely had time for a short yelp as the rock gave way and dumped him two spear lengths down slope.

The Lef'tenant landed well, for all his surprise. Wouldn't do to show the fool in front of the natives, wot? Of course now he was truly lost for he could see nothing but the cliff face rearing above him and the gods' faces leering down...Most embarrassing. There seemed to be a different tenor to the general roar of the place. Several voices were shouting. 'Uzi' couldn't quite make out the words. Roar of cannon and all that, you know. Perhaps those snaga gits had remembered their duty. Several large personages were pointing at him. None looked familiar, but they were all armed...That huge fellow was a troll, sure as you're born. 'Uzi' had served with trolls, uncomfortable fellows. Loud though.


Some Sneaks, sneakin'. This is right before the infamous 'cheap rope' debacle.


Rope broke. The body of Horney-Head has been removed already. I'm not sure of the identity of the stunned fellow.


The Noobs were to the south. These squigs are too close to Nameless.


Gnasha attacks the Noob's Silver Boss.


Sneakas shooting at poor Dasha.


Sneakas fighting with each other.


Cookie does for the Silver Boss, while Smasha distracts the Silver Shaman, Tym.
Gnasha has a nap.


Nameless gets tied up with gobos and squigs.


Big fight! (Dats Yo'and on hiz new boar.) Eventually all of the Noobz pictured will go out of action, but it takes a while...


Da Noobz flee with eight warriors out of action. A Big Un gets captured. Tym was killed by the new boar...

Once poor 'Uzi' got shot in the back, Da Gutrippas gave it up as a bad job. Smasha was kilt by Tym, wot iz now a ded un, too. Headtaker got better. The Big Un was relieved of his nice crossbow and sent back to Da Noobz.

Kap'n Arrgberg gains +1 Initiative.
Cookie Wassis gains the spell Ger'off.
Gnasha gains +1 BS.

Da Big Sneaks win. Of course Boss Face Ripper shot 'Uzi' in the back, so there was no reward from da Adm'url.
Da Sneaks had two models out of action, both went out of action due to attacks by their own side or 'accident'...
Jim L aka playtable wrote:
Horney-Head died.
Hired Horney-Head II but he has no crossbow.
Goblin Lil' Sticker died (kilt by Da Goof.)
Found Lil' Sticker II (in exploration "Drunk Gobo").
Broke again.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Fri 6 May 2016 - 9:41

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, One Hand, One Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth

Big Toof Still Growin'!
Gitz comin' from all over!  Da Krew haz three hands o' gitz, likewise Da Roughbrawlas. Every tribe got a few gitz more den a'fore.  Huts an' tents hard ta come by.  Fishin' popular.  Regbee da Blabba sez dat Da Krew caught a record size cutta fish off da Southbank, down by da Ol' Quay.  Took three maybe four gitz ta land da lugger.


Big Spida eaten by Troll
So dere was dis scrap twixt da Gutrippas and da Roughbrawlas.  Da ladz was mixin' it up pretty good when dis big ol' spida crawl out o' da hills.  Spida git jumped dat Nameless troll git dat hangs wit da Gutrippas.  Da Roughbrawlas took da op-or-tune-tee ta legs it.  Nameless ate da spida.  Da Roughbrawlas report loss of two squigs. Nameless sez, "Buuurrp!"


Spida of da Hairy Boar variety ('cause I forgot da spida at home.)


Chad wrote:
Gort the goblin decided to try and elevate himself to a position he didn't deserve and Painton Maneat decided he should help flavor the soup pot instead. Tormbrad'aye is now immune to fear.

Da Bat Loon Seen On Northbank
Regbee da Blabba sez dat da git known as da Bat Loon was seen flappin' around over by da Red Eyed Gitz camp over on Northbank.  Folks iz ad-vised ta look up before crossing open spaces and such.  Do not leave food unattended on roofs.  A few squigs wuz reported kilt up dat way, so keep da pets safe.  Da Bat Loon iz said ta be hangin' with da Roughbrawlas branch o' Da Red Eyed Gitz.


Bat Loon terroizes Da Noobz




Chad wrote:
Jordan and I ended up with a squig battle in the middle of the table. He ended with a model missing a game for an arm wound I think, and another received a smashed leg and lost a movement point. His three squigs and three goblins that went OOA all survived. Def Late ZZaped three goblins OOA, Tormbrad'aye took down some squigs, and Fut Baal took another something OOA. All in all I ended with 7 extra XP for heroes that game, rolled a straight for my exploration, Chris says I don't get anything special for that, lost one of the three squigs that went out, but nothing special or notable happened post game.

Heat Wave on Southbank
Its gots real hot today on Southbank.  Gitz scrappin' could hardly lift da choppas, it so hot.  Some gitz pass out inna street, get trampled by boars.  Dis Spottaz git, Snog, got so duppy, walks off tower.  Splat!

Da Boss o' da Krew and Da Boss o' dem Wild Boyz had what da hummies call "jowst", right dere inna street.  Dust and pig leavin's everywhere.  Dem Wild Boyz gived up.  Too hot.  Some gitz might've be rubbed out.  Too hot to check.


Fanz bash it up before jowst fingy.




Da Krew's ladz wuz not gittin' along.


Da Krew cheatz on dis jowst fingy.  Too many boars on da field.


Da fanz what ain't passed out from da heat, bash it up.

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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Fri 6 May 2016 - 16:18

There is something truly entertaining about the Orc rumbles AND the scenery is UBERCOOL!  thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Fri 6 May 2016 - 22:52

I love this campaign. It's great to see the orcs take center stage. It brings back fond memories of Gorkamorka.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 7 May 2016 - 8:56

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, One Hand, Two Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
Da Great Green Proffet Visits Big Toof
Wurrzag Ud Ura Zahubu, da Great Green Proffet, wuz seen riding through Southbank.  Da Proffet wuz wearin' his flash mask, an' hiz boar Spleenrippa wuz freshly painted in da best warpaint. Da Proffet sez he's lookin' fer da One True Git. Ins Big Toof!  Da ladz wuz so stonked by da honor dat two of da Krew wuz reported kilt.  Da Gutrippas report Nameless trampled by boars ('e got betta). Another git wuz sold inta slavery an' in honor of da Proffet, da priz-nerz (but not da slaves) wuz ree-leased!  A proud sun fer da Big Toof, ya!


Nameless and Yo'and Da Nife fail to assassinate a Krew hero.  The counter charge tramples Nameless into the grassy street.


Kap'un Arrgberg spreads his arms in disgust as Nameless is ridden down.

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Toll Troll takes Toll
Da Big Sneaks Cut Down to Size

Dat big troll what's called Toll Troll ran amok in Westbank.  Da Big Sneaks report four or five wounded by the big git what hangs wit Zug's Ruffnekz.  Da Sneaks sez dat dat no good cheat Slimy Slippa sold 'em rubba arras.  A course no one wuz kilt by Toll Troll. So no harm, no chicken, like dey sez. Ta show 'em who's da boss, da Sneaks bought some fire arras from Slimy afta da battle.  Half price!  Good dealz!


Toll Troll bashes a git.


Da Sneaks watch 'im do it.  Can't hurt nuthin' wit rubba arras!


Toll Troll bashes another git!


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Slimy Slippa da Fletcha's Fren'
Arras Dat Fly Rite!
Cheep!
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Lobba Stole off da Northbank Wall

Some gitz stole a rock lobba off da wall on Northbank!  Just bashed some other gitz and picked it up and left. Da Noobz sez dey was tryin' ta stop da theefs, but dat troll was too hard. Other gitz sez da Noobz woulda stole da lobba, but somebody beat 'em to it! Zug (Boss of Zug's Ruffnekz) sez dat lobba iz hiz, an it alwayz wuz hiz!  Zug sez hiz gitz just move da lobba ta a better po-zi-sion for da dee-fence of da town.  Some gitz sez Zug now gots lotsa teef!  Sez Zug da one in a betta po-zi-sion!


Da Noobz got there first!




Toll Troll taking a toll....


Things going south for da Noobz on Northbank...


Jordan wrote:
I lost a squig and a goblin. My boss Slow Silva developed a second nervous condition and is now down to 1 initiative. And my shaman Jym da Chanta has fully recovered and is rejoining the mob after sitting out a battle to heal.

Kevin wrote:
The only orc out in the second game was a henchmen, and yes, he died as usual.  I haven't thought how to spend the 150 gold yet...
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Special thanks: Deafnala & Millenium_King for da kind comments. Weez aimz ta pleaz. Thanks very much for taking the time to comment.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 7 May 2016 - 10:16

Some UBERCOOL photos & a another SPLENDID sampling of random violence. GREAT STUFF once more!   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 8 May 2016 - 10:10

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, One Hand, Tree Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth


Da Snot Wars on Southbank
Snagratz da Slava iz buyin’ up da Snotz.  No one knowz da why of it, but Da Snag iz buyin’ any an all snotlings as wot iz still breathin'. Da best places to hunt iz around da Brewhouses, where da li'l gitz are too blasted with fungus brew to ta sees ye comin’. Da Snot Trade gots da boyz lathered up.  Gobbos an' squigs gits caught up in da roundups, an' gitz gittin' rubbed out reg'lar.  Jus' da other night Nameless and Cookie Wassis both got rid down by dem Krew boar boyz.  Nameless is fine as frog's hair, but da Cookie be slow ta mend, like. Rumor sez da Cookie he no right in head no more. Da Headtaker iz out with a bum leg, too. Da Big Sneaks iz rumored ta be mixed up in da Trade too, but dey Sneaks, so who gonna know?


Da big rumble. Da Big Sneaks come at it from da south.


Da Nameless gets ridden down again.  No regeneration at all.  So Headtaker, Too Clubz and Cookie attack da Krew Boss. (Unfortunately they brought da rubba choppas...)


Da Cookie go da way of Nameless...


Yo'and got da same rubba choppa...




While da Gutrippas are ripped off, da Krew and da Sneaks look at each other funny.


Shennanigans at the back of the Brewhouse.  Da Sneaks got a lantern bearer.


The squig hopper is really a squig for da Krew.  He's going down, either way.


Da Gutrippas capture one snot.  Da Sneaks got a squig and a Red Toof goblin.  Da Krew grab three snots and a goblin for the win at store closing.

Da Gutrippas advancements and injuries for the week
Kap'un Arrgberg gains +1 initiative.
Cookie Wassis gains Step Aside and +1 Attack. He is also frenzied but will miss three games.
Headtaker gains +1 initiative...  Over the course of the evening Headtaker also acquired the Old Battle Wound and will miss a game.
Basha became a hero.  He took the skill weapons expert and gained +1 Leadership...

Special Thanks to Deafnala for his continuing support.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Mon 9 May 2016 - 5:45

While the Internet is still working I get to comment...OOH, COOL STUFF! There that about says it all. WONDERFUL terrains & minis!   thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sat 14 May 2016 - 9:10

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Too Hand, For Finga Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Da Big Toof Shouta brought ta ye by Heap's Shrooms an' Shrooms
Weez gotz yer Shrooms

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Mad Boars Run Wild
Da boar herd inna Big Toof iz sufferin' thru da worst case a Mad Boar disease inna dis scribbla's life. Ain't seen nothin' ta beat it. Boars runnin' wild all over da place. Dem dat looks inta pig leavin's sez it dem duppy green stones. So stop feedin' da boars da duppy stones! Yeah it make 'em tougher! But da zoggin' fings break out inna ten-a-cales an' choke yer butt!
It no help when bands like Da Krew ride around on da scary, duppy boars. After scraps wit Da Big Sneaks an' Zug'z Ruffnekz, Da Krew iz re-ported to be fully mounted on da gribbly pigs ('cept fer dat weedy gobbo da Krew treat special 'cause he blow fings up.)
Orc Kilt by Gobbo Buddy
Da Big Toof Council o' Tribes sez it da Chaos Lovin' Stunties what is tryin' ta under-mine da mor-als of Big Toof! Da gitz! Ta prove dey point, da Council sez look what happen to Da Goof. Da Goof wuz mindin' hiz own biz-ness, whuppin' dis uppity gobbo called Li'l Snot. Dat gobbo pull out hiz pig sticka an' stick Da Goof. Goof rubbed out right dere inna road! Iz elf plot! Or stunties...one of dem.
Sneakin' no good Li'l Snot ain't been seen since.

Candid shots of da Boar Wars:
Da Krew scrap with Da Big Sneaks.


Da Krew's heroes capture a duppy boar.


More of da boar whisperin'.


Takin' home da bacon.


It don't look like it, but da Krew are going to run soon.


In different fights da Krew grabbed 2 boars. One wit da scaly skin(dey had more boars rounded up, but da boars got away when da Krew scampered). Da Big Sneaks kilt 2 boars fer 4 of them duppy green stones. Da Ruffnekz sez dey sellin' a boar, an got green stones ta trade, too. Da Boar Wars kilt da Goof, Li'l Snott an' a couple o' Ruffnekz.

Jim L wrote:
Da Goof failed his 1st animosity and charged Lil' Snott, last week's free goblin. Da Goof missed and Lil' Snott critted with a dagger and killed him dead.
Lil' Snott was taken OOA by an Orc on a Boar and mysteriously died of his minor injuries.
Da Nut got LGT.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 15 May 2016 - 5:21

I LOVE it! It's sort of a more violent Rodeo with edged weapons an option. GREAT STUFF!  thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 15 May 2016 - 9:51

Da Big Toof Shouta!
All da Newz datz Newz~~~~Moon of Fat Boars, Tree Hand Sun~~~Year o' Da Squigoth
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Da Big Toof Shouta brought ta ye by Snagrot'z Gitz an' Snagaz
Yer Per-zon-ell Problemz iz Zolv'd

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Lobba Lifted Off Westwall
Gitz iz just takin' stuff!  Dere wuz a scrap over by da Westwall.  Da Gutrippas an' da Ruffbrawlaz mixin' it up.  Afta da mess wuz clean back up (blood ever'where), it wuz noticed dat da rock lobba dat use ta guard Westgate wuz gone!  Dem gitz!  Kap'un Arrgberg sez dat da murderin' Ruffbrawlaz done took da lobba. Boss Pain'ton Man Eat sez dat he never took nuthin'!  Dat lobba been in hiz tribe since da Last Waagh, (Dun Gee's Waagh, Ize tink dat wuz).  Da Ruffbrawlaz just keepin' it safe from da theivin' Gutrippas what takes ever'fing!

Sur-vey-lance cam captures Ruffbrawlaz near missing lobba.


Futball Robbed!
Da Ruffbrawlaz sez dere big git Futbaal done got robbed!  Sez Futbaal don't have hiz too swords, dagga, helm, shield, light armor, an' Lucky Charm no more afta gettin' shot by dat no good Shaft what hangs wit da Gutrippas.

Gutrippas Hire Too Blade
On account o' da Yo'and Da Nife gettin' ded, da Guttrippas hire da big un known as Too Blade.  Da Ruffbrawlaz sez dat git use be known as Ain't Got Nuffin'.  Too Blade sez he ain't never seen no light armor.

Old Bury 'Arry's List O' Gitz Wot Got Ded
Yo'and Da Nife, big un git wit da Gutrippas got hacked up scrappin wit tree gobbos an' a orc wit a ax. Also kilt wuz hiz boar, Piggy.
Da Bat Loon fly no more.  Shot down over by Westwall.


In next issue: Snot Wars heat up in Westwall.
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 15 May 2016 - 10:24

It ain't easy being Green.  clown
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 15 May 2016 - 12:30

Greenskins make perfect campaign material and the tribal-tropic terrain you have fits just perfectly. Keep the good stuff coming!
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PostSubject: Re: Big Toof   Sun 15 May 2016 - 19:17

Thanks very much for the comments gents. The rest of the story on Monday.
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