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PostSubject: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 22 Jan 2008 - 18:05

I can't believe how many Europeans are on this forum right now

There are like 10 who have been on between 1:00AM and 6:00 AM this morning.

Is it Mordheim night and no one invited me? (jerks)

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 22 Jan 2008 - 18:55

Ashton wrote:
Do europeans sleep?

No, in Europe we haven't been sleeping anymore since the ratification of the Uppsala treaty (Sweden), signed by all the member states of the EU in 2002.

Since 2002, beds have been banned from European households. In fact, the possession of a bed is punishable by up to 3 years of prison and falling asleep by a custodial sentence of up to 2 years, along with a fine of up to €3000 (= $4350), and can even lead to the revocation of your couch-owning license.

The Uppsala treaty was a humanitarian measure passed by the European Union aiming at supporting south american coffee export by local farmers. Simultaneously the EU sought to boycott the North Corean pillow industry for political reasons.

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 22 Jan 2008 - 19:16

yeah it sux

i am only allowed to sit on a pedestal for the next 8 years?! wtf
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 22 Jan 2008 - 19:25

Wow.... I had no idea! I haven't even heard about that... That does suck. Thanks for that informational post.


lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 12:38

Lol omg the imagination, well i don't sleep much during school days, because i worry a lot and some other stuff (medical condition)

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 13:15

Damn that Uppsala treaty!
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 13:17

MDRRRR Tom !!

Laughing

I laughed so hard I almost burnt my lap with my hot boiling tea this morning Smile

Niiiice! I like!
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 14:47

Tortiou wrote:
MDRRRR Tom !!

Laughing

I laughed so hard I almost burnt my lap with my hot boiling tea this morning Smile

Niiiice! I like!

Wink

Lesson learnt: Do not drink hot tea when Tom is trying to be funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Sat 26 Jan 2008 - 10:09

Tom you're a genius XD ahahah
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Sat 26 Jan 2008 - 18:52

Konqueror wrote:
Tom you're a genius XD ahahah

Haha! Very Happy Thx!

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Fri 18 Apr 2008 - 5:56

Oh I sleep. I sleep lots. I'm a lazy fecker.

True story.
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Fri 18 Apr 2008 - 6:55

Tom is actually right....

But there is a darker side to this...it is actually because we have been modified, in order to always keep an eye on you!!!!!!!!!!!!


So we do.....
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Sat 19 Apr 2008 - 8:13

Damned!!! Why didn't our political government say us this treaty was a joke... Exclamation

I gave my bed my dog to eat! ...

So... ok... Let's go IKEA to see if they really sell beds again!
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Sat 19 Apr 2008 - 8:34

I've heard you can get ikea-beds for 50 Euros.

Bed-eating dogs? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Sat 19 Apr 2008 - 9:09

It's a bed-eating dog indeed!!! (And 3 month ago it destroyed a couch too!!) I'll take a picture to show you the monster!!!
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PostSubject: Do Europeans Sleep?   Thu 24 Apr 2008 - 4:25

I GOTTA DANCE, GOTTA SING, GOTTA CUT DOWN ON CAFFEINE!!!! affraid

I have the same problem only it's a self enforced addiction. I drink enough coffee to be on ALL of South America's Christmas Card list. I can't blame this one on George Bush, although I blame him for just about EVERYTHING ELSE.

BTW, my old dog Travers once ate a queen size box spring, mattress, a stereo, his own bed, & a four pound box of chocolates in a single evening. It's a dog thing.


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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Thu 24 Apr 2008 - 6:21

See... that's why I have a cat Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Thu 24 Apr 2008 - 9:25

Admin Tom wrote:
See... that's why I have a cat Very Happy
Amen lol
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Mon 28 Apr 2008 - 13:41

I thought chocolate killed dogs?
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Mon 28 Apr 2008 - 13:55

Chocolate *CAN* kill dogs. I don't know what it depends upon... but sometimes, chocolate just gives them a ridiculous sugar rush. my friends dog at an entire easter basket (chocolate, wrappers, basket,... EVERYTHING) and spent the rest of easter running in circles around couches and people...
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 29 Apr 2008 - 8:35

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I thought chocolate killed dogs?

As I remember it [this is going back some thirty six years], it, the chocolate that is, all came out in the end, if you catch my drift. Old Crazy Linda, my ex, however was tempted to kill the dog.

As far as pets go, I love them all: dogs, cats, birds. With me there's an immediate bonding. Probably because we're on the same intellectual & emotional channel.
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 29 Apr 2008 - 14:05



This is what I looked like after 3 days
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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Tue 29 Apr 2008 - 17:09

Haha, I think this thread is spiralling ever further down into bottomless absurdity (a thing I would not have thought possible after my own horrendously stupid post).

Bravo to all the twisted minds who contributed funny stuff to this thread Smile

Although... may I suggest we close it now?

[EDIT]: Does that pic say "a little tired" in dutch? I had to read it out loud, but it sounds like "ein bisschen müde" in german Smile correct me if I'm wrong.

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Wed 30 Apr 2008 - 4:35

STOP CLOSING THREADS, for Sigmar's sake!!

Why do you care if there are open threads with silly ideas?? It's all the more funny, and I like to read them (it makes me smile for the rest of the day) (well, ok, maybe just for a couple of hours) (ok, for 5 minutes) (anyway, don't close it! pleaaaase!)

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PostSubject: Re: Do Europeans Sleep?   Wed 30 Apr 2008 - 5:55

It's like an Anarchists' Parade: everyone marches off in a different direction.

A strong sense of the absurd has proven to be a valuable defense against Reality.
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