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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Tue 26 May 2009 - 13:56

Yea! That's the spirit...oops I mean Argghhhhh!
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Tue 26 May 2009 - 18:11

Waiting for the Enemy to Show Up(Prelude to Game 7)


Colonel-Commissar DaBank was sipping some warm Recaff in his limited editon Emperor's cup when he asked Lt Dan, "Well, any signs of the enemy?" "Sir, no Sir", blurted Lt Dan. "Whose idea was it anyway to recon this area?" DaBank asked. Lt Dan said, "Sir, it was your idea." DaBank thought about if for a minute and, "Yes, I guess it was:" DaBank coughs and loudly says, "Well, you can never be to sure where the enemy will be as you know they are very sneaky." Lt Dan, Lt Pyle both looked at each other and rolled their eyes.

DaBank peered through his amplivisor, that were equipped with night detection, and looked for movement or anything that would give away an enemy position. Pvt Seymore Bottoms brought up some more Recaf in carafe to DaBank and others. "Most thoughtful" said DaBank. Lt Dan and Lt Pyle graciously refused the Recaf for some reason.

(more later)
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 3:14

Wicked stuff!
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 4:39

Each post gives a bit more insight into just why these miscreants wound up in the Penal Legion Suspect . GREAT STUFF! thumbsup


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 5:54

HAHAHAHA!!!! THE VERY BEST!

The game was postponed yesterday... excellent way of making something out of nothing! Go Andy!


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 7:45

Still Waiting for the Enemy and Now we Got You!



The command area is located in a desolate and ruined projection viewing building. The front concession area was still stocked with food and supplies that have long expired. Sergeant Rock looked at his grey-pulp protein bar in his hand and looked at the pop xorn bin, the pop xorn was turning various colors of green and seemed to move. Sergeant Rock wondered which one was safer to eat?



In front of the building Private Parts and Area were standing guard in front of the building. There was still part of the signage in tack in front of the building and it read “Brother of the Snake.” Private Parts asked “What in the name of the Emperor is Brother of the Snake?” Private Parts chimmed in and said “It one of those Arnold Tallone’s movies that had these all but indestructible men made of iron and weighing 2,000lbs smiting the bad guys.” Private parts nodded and said, “Basically another “B” movie with great action but horrible acting”



It was first light when the scouts came back to base camp. Pvt Ben Dover and Corporal Richard Cranium reported back to Colonel-Commissar DaBank’s command area. They jogged up to DaBank and saluted, DaBank saluted back and asked, “Well, what did you find?” Corporal Cranium spoke first, “Sir, we can’t find any signs of enemy in and around a 3 Klom area.” DaBank pulled up his data-slate and typed in his Commissarial code and it hummed to life. DaBank looked at the latest Naval Orbital Reconnaissance it also noted no troop, vehicle or other clues that an enemy force is present. DaBank mumbled, “When in the name of Feth am I going to be able to shoot someone?” Corporal Cranium asked, “Sir, Did you say something?” DaBank just nodded No.



DaBank called for Lt Dan to call in the other officers and NCOs into the command area. In a few minutes Lt Dan said all present and accounted for. DaBank brought everyone around to the data-map and plug in some codes and it highlighted the general area. DaBank asked his men “If they had any ideas on this matter as we believe they enemy will strike at the heart of the Promethium tanks to help cripple the Imperium?” Lt Pyle suggested researching all the Promethium facilities on the planet.” DaBank asked, “There are more than one?” Ensign Boy George said, “Oh, yes!, the planet is littered with them all over the place.” DaBank was fuming as this information was not passed on to him and blurted, “Why in the name of the Emperor himself did you not tell us that when you suggested this idea last week, and don’t forget to say Sir when addressing an officer!”



The other officers and NCOs all thought it was funny as they never really took to Ensign George and his quick promotion. They felt that George was just trying to catch the eye of the Commissar and tried showing off at the last battle engagement.



Ensign George stammered and replied, “Yes, I didn’t specify any others as I thought we would pick the closet one so we wouldn’t have further to travel, Sir!” At that moment DaBank was clutching his Emperor’s Holographic ReCaf mug very tightly and his face began to turn red. Lts Dan and Pyle jumped in and began putting data in the data-map and pulled up a large holographic image of the planet that showed ALL the Promethium storage facilities. The holographic map lite up like a tree on Emperor’s day.







Lt Dan quickly chimed in “It seems from all the strategic importance of the Promethium, this one over here seems the least fortified and Naval Intelligence surveillance scans show that there seems to be some unidentified troops moving in that direction.” Commissar DaBank stated, “How far away is this place from us?” “2 days, Sir! Replied Lt Dan. “Ok, then how far away is the enemy from this facility?” asked DaBank. “Sir, from the Naval tracking it seems they are two days out also but traveling fast in some technical vehicles.” DaBank exclaimed, “Mount up and get us moving into that direction.” Ensign George smiled after he heard DaBank’s words.


Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet a PDF Renegade force is in hot pursuit for the Promethium Storage Facility called, Omicron Kappa or OK.


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 8:03

Ahhh... the names and the little hidden things. Hehehehe... funny as the Eye of Terror. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 8:06

Thanks, it will be two days before I get to play this game. LOL. More updates as they come to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 9:28

OH MY GOD! It's going to be the showdown at the OK Promethium Storage Facility! Karate

The Emperor's Day...when the Sand Claws SMs kick down the front door, hang the children over the fireplace by their stockings, & torch the family dog as a possible mutant spy. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 27 May 2009 - 10:22

It should be Omicron Kappa but I forgot what it was called but I did remember Theta also looks like a O. I will fix.

Yea, Emperor's Day. I wanted use a popular saying but attempt to translate to 40k.

Check out this ebay auction. You will see where I got one of my ideas.

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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Thu 28 May 2009 - 11:24

Arrgh! No game tonight. I will write something later on about the travel to the Omnicron Kappa Promethium Tanks.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Sun 31 May 2009 - 13:57

Game 7 Won



DaBank jumped off the back of the half track and pulled off his “glare shades” and told LT Dan “I love the smell of Promethium in the Morning!” Lt Dan said, “Sir, it is the afternoon.” DaBank looked at Lt Dan with a look that could kill and said sarcastically, “No Frakkin way!, Are you serious? As I never could have figured that out by my chronograph or how the sun is positioned in the sky.” Lt Dan realized he just should have kept his mouth shut.

DaBank’s men had just arrived at the Omicron Kappa Promethium Reserves. They knew from Naval Intelligence that the potential enemy was coming in via troop transports from the West and DaBank’s team of Last Chancers came in from the East. DaBank was just giving orders for the group to split up into two when Muy Fuego, the new addition to the Last Chancers who specializes in Demolition, reported in. “Truck approaching from the West!”, exclaimed Fuego and “I had time to set up two booby traps!”

DaBank smiled and knew he now had the element of surprise on his side. Just as the Last Chancers were splitting up into two groups and explosion went off on the West side. One of Muy Fuego’s booby traps had gone off. Pvt George Michael looked at the bulge in DaBank’s fatigues as he pulled out to see it was DaBank’s Amplivisor. DaBank peered into the amplivsor and saw that the potential enemy was in fact a PDF unit. “Emperor’s teeth!” yelled DaBank. We are fighting our own people he thought. This far out in the Eastern Fringe there were no loyalties. Merchants, rogue traders, Governors and PDF units would sell themselves out to the highest bidder as they assumed they never would be caught. Since the Departmento Munitorium had noticed a dip in production and sent out a survey team it had come to light that the entire planet was selling Imperium resources to Xenos races.

The heavy exchange of lasgun and autogun fire permeated the air. Then an unmistakenable smell of promethium filled the air. The PDF unit had three flamers and two had gotten within range to shoot out hot promethium fuel onto no less than 4 of DaBank’s men and including DaBank himself. At that moment DaBank was thinking to himself why in the world don’t I just retire? Thanks to DaBank’s excellent leadership and training of his men none of his men were seriously hurt by the on-slaught of thee flamers.

Ensign Boy George grew extremely jealous to see three flamers from the enemy PDF Unit came onto his squad members. Ensign George move forward to spew hot liquid onto the opposing PDF unit. He managed to knock them down and drive them back. Pvt Michael move forward also with his flamer and not to be out done by Ensign George and came out into view to flame all with his flamer.

Lt. Pyle opened up on full auto with his lasgun that was equipped hotshot pack. He managed to keep the enemy’s heads down but then the hotshot pack overheated and caused the gun to jam. Lt Pyle was forced to jump down to the ground as the enemy had spotted he was having weapon issues and began shooting back at him.

Sarge Rock decided to charge one of the PDF flamers as he had enough of this flaming nonsense. Colonel-Commissar DaBank provided covering fire for Sarge Rock and managed wound the flamer unit. Sergeant Rocked yelled at the flamer to “roll over and take it like a man.” Sergeant Rock pulled out this Laspistol and Combat Knife and finished the flamer off.

Another flamer of the PDF unit came within range on DaBank’s right side and open fire again. DaBank managed to jump behind some barrels but Pvt Lonely was not so lucky and absorbed all the flames and was taken OOA. DaBank had enough of this, he told the rest of the men near him to give me covering fire as he would deal with the last flamer himself. DaBank ripped open his shirt, which distracted the enemy PDF Flamer, and yelled” Do you see the Aquila scar on my chest, do you see it? This is how true we are to the Emperor as I personally used my combat knife and carved the sign of Aquila in my chest!” DaBank’s men managed to make the PDF Flamer jump to the ground for cover and whimper like a schola girl. DaBank charged with the frenzied fury of a Grox Bull in Rut and blasted two holes through the whimpy flamer and his body went limp.

Two Catachan fighters went down and was rushed to the medicae right after it was safe to move the wounded. Hawkeye had a bad feeling this was going to be a bloody battle and was setting back from the action setting up a triage unit. Hawkeye worked on the first seriously wounded Catchan trooper and he could not locate the ruptured artery and he bled to death. “Damn it!” cried Hawkeye and then mumbled to himself there is never enough time. Two orderlies brought in another seriously wounded Catachan who had a massive chest wound with an autogun. Hawkeye rushed to the new wounded Catachan and saw his vitals were going down and then the Catachan’s vitals stopped. Hawkeye immediately pounded his first on the catachan’s chest to start his heart and nothing happened and he did it again and administered a shot of medicine into the downed Catachan’s chest. The Catachan body convulsed from the ingredients of the syringe and the man’s vitals become more pronounced. Hawkeye said to himself, “I am not losing you, it anin’t going to happen, Emperor help me, I don’t want to lose another man.” Pvt Boy George who was standing next to Hawkeye smiled and said “I know the feeling Doc.”

Back in DaBank’s command center, located in a bombed out pict-viewing building, DaBank was conferencing with Lord General Richard Cranium. Lord General’s holographic image that projected from the data-slate was blurry but still discernable. The Lord General was thanking DaBank and his Last Chancers for their great work on securing the OK Promethium Tanks. The Lord General said he would make sure that 110 + credits would be put in the Last Chancers supply fund for doing such an excellent job. Colonel-Commissar DaBank graciously nodded and thanked the Lord General for this generous out pouring of resources. DaBank took a long sip of Recaf from his limited edition Emperor’s Mug, with the holographic image of the Emperor smiting Orks, and began to think about the new Ork Nob and how great it will be to have it’s head used for a great game of DoggerBall.



DaBank began to calculate the money he had received from the Lord General and the amount of credits he had saved up and summized that he could pull some strings with his clout and the amount of credits he had that he could transfer an Ogryn into his squad. DaBank typed in a few codes into his data-slate and called in Lt Dan. DaBank said, “I am no Drake Tracer, a fictional detective character in novels in the 40K Imperium, that we could set an Ogryn up and commission him into our Penal Squad.” Lt Dan didn’t know what to say and politely said “Yes, sir”.

Two hours later DaBank, Lt Dan and Ensign Boy George were outside a local drinking establishment and inside was an Ogryn but he was already in service to another squad. DaBank had bribed off the local Arbites and other security in the area with credits and fear of death to avoid this place for the next hour.

Ensign Boy George entered the drinking establishment called the “Blue Oyster” and looked around for the Ogryn but he wasn’t really that hard to spot. Ensign George saw the Ogryn up at the bar downing some sort of drink in 5 gallons jugs. Cautiously, he got next to the Ogryn and said “Hello”. The Ogryn, barely glimpsed at George. Ensign George then introduced himself to the gigantic Ogryn. The Ogryn had a scowl on his face and he breathed toxic fumes from his mouth that would have killed an Ork in his tracks into the Ensign’s face but then the Ogryn smiled (all of his front teeth were missing) and said, “Me George too, wiis got the same name.” After a few minutes later and a few drinks you would have thought the Ensign and Ogryn had been friends for a long time. Then Ensign George told the Ogryn to bend down so he could tell me a secret. The Ogryn reeled up quickly after Ensign George had whispered something into his ears and the Ogryn looked very perplexed. The Ogryn bellowed, “George not gay, George straight.” Immediately the music stopped and all the patrons were looking at the Ogryn. Lt Dan was ready with his part and pushed an unsuspecting miner into the Ogryns back side. The Ogryn said “I am straight” and grabbed the man and threw him across the room. Lt Dan and Ensign George knew to leave right away. In a few minutes the Blue Oyster had turned into a full fledge Ork scrum as bodies, tables, chairs, shoes, drinks and anything else that was not nailed down to the floor was being thrown all over the place.

Colonel-Commissar DaBank entered the establishment and moved close to the Ogryn he pulled out his bolt pistol and fired a few shots in the air and then shot a picture that was very horrible looking on the back wall. Almost everyone had stopped except for the Ogryn he was hitting people and trashing the place. DaBank tapped the Ogryn on the back and the Ogryn spun around to hit DaBank. DaBank moved out of the way to have most of the force miss him but allowed a little to graze him. DaBank fell to the floor and then the Ogryn saw who he had “hit”. Colonel-Commissar DaBank stood up and straightened his hat and pointed his bolt pistol in the Ogryn’s face but he couldn’t stop looking at the Ogryn’s missing front teeth. DaBank hollered, “Do you know the penalty for striking an Imperial Officer but a Commissar?” The Ogryn didn’t know what to do or what to say. DaBank explained, even though the Ogryn would never fully understand, the penalties for striking a Commissar. DaBank told the Ogryn he can either accept DaBank’s punishment or be shot on the scene. The Ogryn thought for a minute and said, “Ok, what dis it?” DaBank said, “You my friend are not part of the Penal Squad and will serve out your sentence till death.” The Ogryn just noted and followed DaBank out.


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Sun 31 May 2009 - 14:45

SUPER COOL!

Hahahah... I see you used my old 'shirt-off, hit my Aquila tattoo' taunt... it is SOOOOOO DABANK! Hehheheeh... the good ol' days.

Great way to make a tense moment (with Hawkeye) simply fade away (with the comment regarding not wanting to 'loose' another man!) Glorious!

Hey... I DARE YOU... No, wait... I double Grot dare you. lets duke it out NO ROUTING. No voluntary crap... no forced crap.
You and me, buddy. You know, Orks chomping IG. Lets see who's head will be good for Squig-Ball! To the death... every last model.

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! You better kiss Karameikos goodbye. Either the Orks will keep it or you will open an Exterminatus on it.

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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Sun 31 May 2009 - 17:21

A Double Grot dare is a very tough one to get away from but let me research my "little" commissionar's book and see what it says. I will get back with you with a bolt shell to the head.

The way things are heading with all the alien races coming the planet like it is Xenopoluzza it might just have to be cleansed. eeexcellent!
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Mon 1 Jun 2009 - 3:19

Colonel Commissar Da Bank's command is rather like a Granola Bar; once you get by the Fruits & Nuts all you're left with is a bunch of Flakes. Suspect
ANOTHER GREAT REPORT, Amigo! Karate
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Mon 1 Jun 2009 - 18:57

LOL. I have never heard that saying before or if I had I managed to forget it.

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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Mon 1 Jun 2009 - 18:58

Game 8 Lost

DaBank had gotten valuable feedback from an Eldar informant who said the new Ork Nob Warp Fungus was moving his mob into a desolate city on the planet. The new Ork Nob was hoping his presence into this new headquarters who go unnoticed thus allowing him more tactical prowess. DaBank told his men to “saddle” up and get aboard the transport shuttles.

DaBank’s Last Chancers disembarked the shuttles and ran into positions and scouted the area. DaBank reached downed and pulled out his amplivisor and surveyed the surroundings and saw some Ork Grots scurring around and they seemed to be up to no good. DaBank was highly motivated and got a jump on the Orks and moved his men forward.

Meanwhile in a building in the center of the block Warp Fungus had sent three of his Sneaky Boyz lead by Wurrizhim. Wurrizhim took to the top floor of the building and bellowed orders to his other Sneaky Boyz to get to the 2nd floor and man the windows.

LT Dan moved into the 2nd floor of an abandoned building and took up a took sniping position to help cover his brothers in arms. He watched his young, strong and sweaty warriors run across the alleys.

Colonel-Commissar DaBank’s acquired demolition specialist, Grande Fuego, was moving forward and noticed the Orks had set up some bobby traps. He yelled out, “Stay back and move around until I can defuse them.” Unfortunately, George the newly “recruited” Orgyn doesn’t not listen very well and moved forward and set up one of the Ork Bobby Traps and caused it to explode and it slightly wounded him. Grande Fuego managed to defuse one of the Orkish Booby safely.

A hail of fire erupted from the building that contained the Ork Kommandos, they had been so stealthy that DaBank’s men had not realized they were sitting Ferndales. The Kommandos were so eager to shoot something they did not even stop to aim but just fired a way. It was a close call for DaBank’s men but none were seriously hurt. Lt Dan became enraged that the Orks would use such sneaky tactics pulled out his Lasgun and recited a ritual to bless the weapon and fired. The shot struck home and took the Ork Kommando, Wurrizhim out of action.

Private George Michael, a flamer, moved forward and spewed hot sticky promethium gel into one of the 2nd story windows. The poor Ork Kommando was not ready for this and took the full brunt of the flaming gel mass into his face. The Ork screamed in pain and stumbled backwards and fell off the 2nd story floor and landed on his choppa. The last standing Kommando boy laughed at the other two but then quickly stopped laughing when he felt a warm rush of air coming through the window. The Ork looked to see what it was and then he saw the wall of flame coming right at him. He managed to duck but he banged his head on the wall and a sledgehammer fell down on its head and it stunned the Ork.

DaBank cheered his men on as it seem their shots could not miss and Orks falling like rocks in a quarry. The Ogryn, Curly and Pvt Michael entered the middle building and the assumed it was devoid of Orks but they were wrong. The Kommando boy had stumbled and gotten up and heard “hummie” voices and pulled the pin and threw the stick grenade down to the first floor. The grenade landed right in the middle of the three and it went off. Pvt Michaels was knocked senseless, Trooper Curly dove for cover and escaped most of the damage and the dumb Ogryn just didn’t move and blast lacerated the Ogryn’s kidney.

The Ork Mob then saw that they had an advantage in numbers and started to move into position. A grot with a grot blaster opened fire at the Ogryn and managed to shoot a bullet into the Ogryns eye and the bullet entered the Ogryn’s brain and the Ogryn feel to the ground.

Lt Dan moved to another sniping spot and managed to take down another Ork boy with his blessed lasgun. DaBank rounded the corner of the building and there were Orks all over the place. Colonel DaBank pulled out his boltgun and opened fire on another charging Ork Boy and took him down. Grande Fuego, the demo expert, saw an Ork boy running from one building and coming straight at his squad. He raised his autopistol quickly and fired off to quick shots and they caught the Ork in his mouth when the Ork was yelling and they traveled out the back of the Ork’s head and pulling most of his brain out the backside of the Ork’s skull.

Colonel-Commissar DaBank qued his com-bead and told the shuttle pilots to land quickly at extraction zone New-Oscar-Webster or NOW!

Pvt George Michael was grievously wounded during the skirmish and was being taken to the medicae. Michael’s vitals were slowing and he did not have long. Hawkeye was already working on another squad member in the triage when he glanced over and saw that two orderlies were bringing in Private Michaels and Hawkeyes eyes caught Michaels eyes. Hawkeye hollered at Corporal Klinger to finish up the stitches on the current soldier. Hawkeye ran over to Michael’s side and asked, “Where does it hurt?” Michael’s eyes light up for a brief second and then faded away. Hawkeye immediately performed CPR on the flaming lad and his vitals did not improve it was flat lines across. Hawkeye then tried electro-static shock upon Michael’s chest and that was unable to review him. Hawkeye looked as if he had been punched in the gut and then he remembered. He remembered that “urty syringe” he found on the battlefield by an Ork “doctor”. He pulled the “urty” syringe out of his pocked and thrust into Michael’s body. For a second Michael’s eyes fluttered and then he gasp for air like fish out of water and then his vitals began to improve. Hawkeye was looking down at Michael when Ensign George walked with a funny gait up to Hawkeye and noted again for two weeks in a row that he saved another man from leaving him. Hawkeye breathed deeply and sighed.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Tue 2 Jun 2009 - 3:33

Even without photos, I LOVE these Battle Reports. I can't wait to see Edwin's take on this rumble. Karate


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Tue 2 Jun 2009 - 6:43

I have pics and will attempt to load them later today. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Tue 2 Jun 2009 - 12:27

Da Bank wrote:
I have pics and will attempt to load them later today. Very Happy

OH BABY! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Tue 2 Jun 2009 - 20:32

Game 9 Won

DaBank was sitting in his command office eating a salt grox sandwich and a nice steamy cup of ReCaf in his limited edition Emperor’s cup thinking about what could his men and him give back to the community.

Besides being fighters DaBank’s men also carry out humanitarian missions to the needy folks caught in the cross fire of the war. DaBank and his men volunteered to help build a school and helped create a fund for orphaned kids. While walking back to their command shop DaBank thought he heard something. It sounds like a cat. DaBank told his men to fan out and see where the noise was coming from. DaBank looked down a sewage grate and saw a poor lonely kitten that was stuck. As DaBank was personally lifting the grate up lasgun fire erupted. It was a trap! The Eldar knew DaBank’s kind heart would not let the kitten suffer so they planned a Stake-Out of the area. DaBank looked down and the kitten looked very afraid and that is when DaBank made the decision to save the kitten. DaBank told his men to fan out and told another 4 to stay around him(DaBank and four others could not move in the first turn due to the need to pass an initiative test) and give him cover so we can save the kitten. George the Orgyn went to charge an Eldar on the otherside of a building but got stuck in the doorway(miss judged his charging distance and fell short). The gunfire was intense from both sides.

The Eldar had the element of surprise and set up. They had snipers in three buildings and took as many shots as they could at DaBank. Ensign Boy George and Pvt George Michael both readied their flame nozzles and poured flaming promethium onto two Eldar and it seems the Eldar were quick to “dodge” the flames and did a “stop, drop and roll” and they were not seriously hurt other than a bad hair day.

The Eldar struck back with a vengeance and beat Ensign Boy George to a pulp and shot Pvt Michaels in the back. Pvt Curly was also taken OOA by an Eldar sniper. DaBank had just pulled out the kitten and tucked him away in his pouch when he saw the devastation caused by the Eldar. DaBank yelled, “Here I am shoot me if you want” The Eldar tried but they could not take Colonel Commissar DaBank out. DaBank moved up to the 2nd floor of a shelled out building and began firing at the Eldar.

One of the sniper shots hit DaBank in his helmet and he was “stunned” by the impact and velocity of the las fire. It took DaBank a few minutes before he could stand up but this was actually a good thing as he was protected by cover during that time and was unseen to the Eldar.

A Cathachan fighter named, Billy Bob, was taken out by the Eldar Exarch but Sgt Rock (hero) and Grande Fuego (Demo Man) stood toe to toe fighting the Exarch and Psyker Bitch. Hero made a killing blow on the Psyker Bitch but Demo Man was knocked down. Hero turned around and performed an open heart surgery on the Exarch and stopped on the Exarch’s heart on the ground. You would think at this time the Eldar would leave the battlefield but they decided to fight on for honor.

After seeing this Colonel-Commissar DaBank ralied his men to charge ahead and they did. The Last Chancers were fighting for orphans and lost kittens and they were not going to take this from the Eldar. The Last Chancer’s shots were finally finding their marks during the last quarter of the battle as the previous 3 quarters of battle their damage was mediocre at best against the Eldar. As it seems the Eldar are able to “Dodge” out the way of incoming gun fire, used some effective armor and wear some weird Talismans that granted them some sort of protection.

Out of 12 Eldar models that tried to ambush DaBank and his men it seems only three were left standing.

DaBank was worried about his men as he had 5 taken down and were wounded. Ensign Boy George was cut deeply into his face with an Eldar nail file and caused a horrible scar (64 on Serious Injuries) The scar is so hideous that Hawkeye flinched when he saw it. Lt Pyle made a full recovery also, Trooper Curly and Catachan Billy Bob also turned out to be fine. As always Pvt George Michael was greviously wounded and once again (for the 4th or 5th) Hawkeye used his skills (reroll on injury) to save Pvt Michael.
Colonel-Commissar received credits from the Lord General for his volunteer work but DaBank was too tired to spend his credits after an exhausting day of building a school, saving a kitten and fighting off an Eldar attack.


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 3 Jun 2009 - 3:17

COOL REPORT! AND Da Bank is up for an award from the ASPCA. WELL DONE! Karate
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Commissar DaBank's Journal   Wed 3 Jun 2009 - 6:57

The Last Chancers are about giving back to the community and recycling. Even though most are hardened criminals and Psychos they are trying to repay their debt to society one step at a time. LOL
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