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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 22 Dec 2010 - 7:16

Mr Whalebelly
Former Ogre Bodyguard Hired Sword in the employ of the Ogresuns.
Truncheoned to death by the Binnacle Yard Boys in Blue.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 22 Dec 2010 - 7:54

Another tragic case of POLICE BRUTALITY...as opposed to normal brutality. Suspect Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 31 Dec 2010 - 15:37

Chester the Molester an accomplished Evil Doer tripped and broke his neck while attempting swashbuckling. His last words were, "Oops."
[Pin Haid has been reliably reported as still living. although that could change...]

Bob, Hef and Ugly were lowly ghouls in the service of the Evil Doers. Bob's now headless, Hef was poisoned and Ugly was beat with a stick.


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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 21 Jan 2011 - 4:52

Lamar II of the Shadow Stalkers was shipwrecked off the Vampire Coast. One day he was looking for food and instead became lunch. A Cold One ate him.

Chester the Molester II of the Evil Doers was crushed to death by the mismatched mits of The Dude in a dispute over treasure in Axlotl.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 21 Jan 2011 - 5:54

Have you noticed that giving a mini a cool name is like handing him/her/it a death sentence? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 21 Jan 2011 - 12:35

Word. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 3:53

Megellun - Goblin servant, formerly of the Rotmoon.
Didn't make it round the world like he wanted. Squished flat by a gigantic club, wielded by Ugg (probably).
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 5:59

Poor Lad...his World in now decidedly flat. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 21:24

Matlal a saurus brave of the Martial Spawing, Initiate into the Society of the Tyranadon was killed by the Blood Drinker Melderzhus in the Chamber of Sublime Reflection.

Chimalma the Shield Bearer, a skink Great Crest of the Ultramarine Spawning, was deemed unworthy by Tzunki, The All Knowing. The Shield Bearer was killed by guardian zombies in the Chamber of Sublime Reflection.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 28 Jan 2011 - 4:26

Don Snotto - Goblin servant, formerly of the Rotmoon.
Mouthy little git: Killed a Bretonnian Squire and thought he was the "Big I Am".
So we shot 'im through 'is 'ead.
An' good riddance!
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 9:36

zelophahad wrote:
Ug

Those Cave Orcs give a damn good eulogy!

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Ugg
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He was crossbow'd through the head! pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 10:38

Ugh! Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 25 Feb 2011 - 20:48

Nick Knee was a talented ghoul who served the Evil Doers. Sadly he had taken a chest wound and wasn't as tough as he could have been. An Amazon Totem Warrior stuck three feet of magical steel through him. Several times.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 18 Mar 2011 - 8:11

Dazza wrote:
Snotties 3 & 4 wiped from this mortal plane along with Spinny Nutjob the fanatic Sad

The Beanbag wrote:
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a knight of no distinction, remains on the streets of Vercuso where he fell, escorted in death by his loyal men at arms, of the village bakers.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 23 Mar 2011 - 3:50

Dazza wrote:
Dick The Night Goblin Goon ( Dom is in mourning ) kebab'd by a crossbow bolt and promptly met his doom

Deestro of the Rotmoons shot 'im! pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 23 Mar 2011 - 8:24

Yeti, the grizzled mountain guide of my sons maneaters (here depicted to the left of Kong-Fu, the wise leader that saw fit to include him in the warband),

met a premature death at the cowardly hands of a merchant caravan. Bravely he tried to take them all down in a powerful charge, but in the end succumbed to a dagger stabbed into his back. His memory will live on, at least until enough money has been raised to hire another guide.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 23 Mar 2011 - 9:45

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His memory will live on, at least until enough money has been raised to hire another guide.

Sad We'll long remember what's-his-name. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 25 Mar 2011 - 10:34

zelophahad wrote:
Oooooooog the shaman
Well, he had totally lost his mind so it was kind of inevitable... :/
Deestro of the Rotmoons did for him an' all ! What a Face


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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 25 Mar 2011 - 10:35

El Zid - Goblin servant, formerly of the Rotmoon.
He had a nice hat. Now there isn't enough of him left to fill it.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 19:37

Skyttr a Pestilens Monk Initiate, was killed in a skirmish in the foothills of the Irenna Mountains by Tileans.

Sister Superior Brunhilda was shot at from ambush. Her dying steed fell on Brunhilda and crushed the life out of her.

Sister Superior Kamilla was murdered by Tilean Trulls.

Those Trulls are mean.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Thu 7 Apr 2011 - 21:19

Allegria de Trovatelli a Remasen youngblood suffered a fate worse than death. She was captured by Skaven and sold into slavery. The Trulls morn her loss.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Mon 11 Apr 2011 - 8:55

Dragante - Formerly of First Mate of the Rotmoon.
The swarthy, hook-handed Estallian Orc Big'Un was big on fighting, small on dodging - he was, unsurprisingly, killed by Bretonnian Archery.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Fri 22 Apr 2011 - 22:00

Gina de Trovatelli a Remasen Youngblood, was killed in a skirmish with Bretonnina Pirates.

Allegra Trovatelli a Remasen Youngblood, was invalided out do to crippling injuries. The poor lass is blind in one eye, her right leg is smashed, her left leg was broken but set poorly. It is hoped that the Trovatelli family will be comforted by her return since both of her cousins are lost.
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 23:45

Dearly beloved, we are here to mourn the passing of Clovis, loyal manservant of the glorious vampire nations. Condemned to penitence within Mordheim for the crimes of his magnificent liege, who he had died defending, after failing to hold a flank and accomplishing virtually nothing. Some may say that he was never quite the same after he was clubbed by the cowardly ratman foe. Some may say that his ability to speak was replaced by uncontrollable rage. And a deep-seated love for his pet fish, which he carried about, long after it had died. He was preceded in death by the zombies Hangman, Backstabbed, and Overdose.

In other news, the glorious Penal Company of the vampire counts celebrates the death and rebirth of several friends. It welcomes into its magnanimous ranks the vile orc shaman, Baby Seal, who was bludgeoned by the equally-vile Sisters of Sigmar. His shameless and surprisingly successful assault of our glorious leader has set him dire need of repentance, and as such, he has found his place among the damned of the damned. The Penal Company likewise welcomes Big Hoss, the orc Big 'Un who never did wrong by the glorious dead. May he find peace in eternal bondage. Lastly, and not least of all, the Penal Company would like to welcome Leftovers, the beastman chieftain who was slain in single combat by Todd the zombie, the zombie who, while unlucky in life, must be made of four-leaf clovers in undeath...
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PostSubject: Re: Tom's Boring Requiem For Heroes: The Obituary   Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 5:55

Leftovers must be terribly embarrassed. Embarassed

Nice write up!
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